“Trampire!”: Will Ferrell Jokes About Kristen Stewart’s Cheating

Funnyman Will Ferrell poked fun at Twilight star Kristen Stewart last night on Conan, calling her a “trampire”!

But really, I think he was making more fun of the Twihards than he was Kristen Stewart. He went into a whole bit and sort of morphed into a teenaged girl who was upset at Stewart for cheating on Robert Pattinson (who Ferrell mistakenly called “Robert Patterson”).

“What they had was so special! You don’t even know what they had. They were in love, and she just threw it all away. I just don’t know if there was anything I could have done to prevent it. And I don’t know what it means to the Twilight franchise. I just don’t know. She is a tramp-ire. That’s what she is!”

Of course he is a comedian and that’s what they do, bust people’s balls in the worst way, but I have a hunch this “trampire’ nickname is going to stick with fans. Hell, it might even trend on Twitter. This is only going to get juicier throughout the year as these two have a LOT of work to do together still with the MTV Video Awards and the promotion of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II. Hope Robert is taking a load off while hanging out with Reese, because it’s the calm before the storm.