Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend Cheats On Him, Is An Idiot

Infidelity has always been around and sadly, always will, but what the heck is going on with superhot superstars getting cheated on lately?

Another high-profile celebrity, Anderson Cooper, has been the latest victim of adultery.

According to The Daily Mail (via Gawker), Cooper’s boyfriend Ben Maisani was clever like Kristen Stewart, and took his indiscretions to a public place, in this instance, a park. Basically, he was caught making out with a good-looking guy in a park in New York, and it wasn’t his uber-handsome boyfriend Anderson Cooper.

Interestingly enough, like Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Cooper and Maisani had been dating for the last three years. They were also reportedly looking to get married as early as this Labor Day, which, this year, is September 3. Again, coincidentally, there were rumors that Stewart and Pattinson were on the verge of becoming engaged very soon.

Ugh, sadness all around. Look, I don’t care if he’s gay, but I have a super crush on Anderson Cooper. What the hell was his significant other thinking??? Sure, we do not know these people in real life, but all I DO know is people continue to disappoint me day after day….Okay, pessimistic bitch aside, other people inspire me every day. So, we’ll call it even.

Stay strong Cooper and Pattinson!!!