Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out With Thieves

Despite her saying otherwise, Lindsay Lohan is still out partying until all hours of the morning on any random day of the week.

One such party took place at a posh Hollywood mansion on Sunday night. It was an all-nighter (duh, they don’t really do it any other way in Tinseltown) and Lindsay snorted her way to noon the next day. Of course I’m assuming the snorting part, but c’mon…

Anyhow, it was about that time that the owner of the house realized that someone had taken his designer sunglasses and a multiple expensive watches. He panicked, told everyone to stay put and called the police. (A sure way to freak out people who’ve been doing cocaine all night long…again I’m assuming, heh.) Once the police arrived Lindsay asked them, “Am I suspect?” and when they told her no, she bailed from the party and either went home to pass out or swung by her drug dealer’s to score some more blow. Again, I assume. I’m in an assuming mood today.

Lindsay arrived at the house party with a small posse, her brother, her assistant and two random dudes. Well, it’s the random dudes who are taking the fall for the theft…even though we know Lindsay Lohan has very sticky fingers. An investigation is underway and the owner believes these two men are responsible.

I hope Lindsay doesn’t show up to an event with the stolen sunglasses or watch on. It’s not like it hasn’t happened before…