Courtney Stodden’s 18th Birthday Has Arrived

Look who’s finally legal!

“Hollywood Child Bride” Courtney Stodden turns 18 today, so I guess from here on out you don’t have to feel like a creepy, disgusting pervert for looking at her bikini photos. Now that she’s 18, the porn offers are rolling in. She’s not even been legal for one day and already four porn offers sit on her desk – or whatever she has sex on.

I’m just going to quote TMZ about the offers she received, because honestly, I really can’t word it any better than this:

One of the companies is Brazzers.com … which says it wants to “showcase [her] talents” by featuring her in a scene with male porn star Keiran Lee … who Brazzers describes as the man with the “million dollar penis.”
Stodden also got an offer from Babes.com … which says it already penned a porno movie specifically for Courtney based on her real life experience. The flick is called, “Happily Humping My Hubby.”
TMZ obtained a copy of the script, which contains the following line for Courtney: ”I may be young but I can s*** a d*** like a much, MUCH more experienced s***

We all know that doing porn is probably Courtney Stodden‘s life ambition. She wants men to find her sexually stunning and she also wants to let them take advantage of her, so it’s destined to happen. I give her marriage 18 months. Just you watch…the sluttiest teenager on earth just turned legal, a 50-something year-old man is NOT going to keep her happy for long. Someone please rip her uterus out and put it through the meat grinder before there is any chance of her spitting a baby out. Please. And thanks.