Courtney Stodden Gets Dissed By ‘Playboy’ Magazine

Courtney Stodden has given some serious thought to taking on some of those porn offers she recently received, but has ultimately decided to pose in Playboy instead.

If you recall, the Hollywood child bride turned 18 last week, and was immediately flooded with offers to partake in some adult activity, whether it be on film or in a glossy, but thanks to social media, we’ve learned what she’s has decided to do.

Stodden took to her Twitter this weekend to write, “No to porn…yes to @Playboy ;) xxx”.

Unfortunately for her, the magazine wasn’t considering her, and doesn’t plan to in the future. Funny, but the reason they’re rejecting her leaves me with question marks.

Sources close to the magazine told TMZ that Stodden “doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model” and point out that she looks overly “enhanced.”

“[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway,” one source commented.

Okay, so girls that appear in the ultra-Photoshopped mag aren’t typically physically enhanced? Just digitally? I beg to differ.  Isn’t Pamela Anderson one of the most photographed models for the magazine?? Also, this is coming from a place that hired Lindsay Lohan’s coke-bloated self to strip down just so they could commit Photoshop insanity to a point where you wouldn’t recognize her.

Anyway, this has got to crush a famewhore’s heart, but oh well, such is life. She’s an adult now. It’s time to get used to the real world and the misery it can bring.

UPDATE: Courtney’s “momager” has issued a statement denying her daughter has been rejected from the magazine saying, “TMZ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Clearly, their ‘sources’ are different than ours.” Ooooh…looks like we have another mama pimp manager, similar to Kris Jenner! Next comes the sex tape!