Bam Margera Worries He Got Herpes From His Horny Stalker

Did you hear the one about the jackass that that woke up with a naked stalker in his bed? No?

No joke, Jackass star Bam Margera recently woke up in his own bed to a naked woman leaning over him and kissing his neck. Problem was, he had no idea who she was. At first he thought it was his girlfriend, but immediately figured out it wasn’t.

Story goes Bam immediately called police but the woman just took it upon herself to hop down off the bed and begin to pleasure herself. When authorities arrived, the girl, 24-year-old Amanda Lanise Vadis Myers, fled. Police weren’t able to find her, but Bam and his friends eventually did. She was hiding in a tree house on his property and apparently had set up shop there. She’d been living there for some time

Fast forward to now: Myers was charged Friday morning for burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking. Bam reportedly doesn’t want her to go to jail but rather get help because he thinks she might have mental illness, which sounds about right.

Anyway, Bam recounted the story with his good buddy and fellow skateboarding pro Tony Hawk via YouTube Sunday, and in the video (about 4:40-NSFW words) Bam admits he woke up the day after the ‘stalker incident’ with a huge sore on his bottom lip.  He figures, she either gave him herpes, or it’s a ‘stress-related’ sore.

Good luck with that Bam.