Pamela Anderson, Not Much of a Dancer, First Eliminated on DWTS

Pamela Anderson might have the rhythm of the World’s Best Dancer while in the sack, but not so much on the dance floor.

Pammy was the first star eliminated on the first All Star season of Dancing With the Stars along with her dance instructor Tristan MacManus. When asked if she expected to be sent packing she replied, ”I was ready for it [elimination] for sure. We got the lowest score and, you know, we’ll keep dancing! We’re going to dance together again. It doesn’t end here.”

Um, yeah it does. But only on the dance floor. Pam is now free to show Tristan how she can Tango between the sheets. Despite paparazzi recently catching Pamela with her hands all over Tristan, he denied things had gotten physical. “Our chemistry on the dance floor wouldn’t be as good if something romantic were to happen between us. Everything we’re kind of building towards is about that frustration. And that’s where the chemistry is. The chemistry is about that tension.”

Sexual frustration. Which I’m sure they relieved themselves of last night. I’m not just being snarky, give Pamela a bottle of wine and watch her clothes come off. She’s probably give you a lap dance (or three) too. C’mon, everyone in Hollywood knows that.

I’m not much of a fan of Dancing with the Stars, but I’d planned on watching just because of Pamela Anderson and the hot mess she brings with her. Now that she’s gone, it’s back to avoiding it like the plague. Kinda like Tristan should do with Pammy.