Ol’ Pucker-orange-face, a.k.a. Donald Trump is back again with another season of Celebrity Apprentice. This time it’s an All Star cast which includes all the controversial and sometimes crazy players from seasons past. (Long gone are the regular, hard working Joe Schmos from the real world, for Trump, it’s all about name dropping, so he’s sticking with the celebrities.)
Returning for Celebrity Apprentice All Stars in early 2013 are:
–Bret Michaels: LOVED him on the show. He’s a hard worker, fun to watch and easy on the eyes. Yeah, I admitted it. He’s f*#&!@% hot.
–LaToya Jackson: Craziest bitch EVER to be on the show. Trump filled the “crazy” quota with her.
–Trace Adkins: Can’t say anything bad about him, but I like my reality TV a little crazier than this guy.
–Stephen Baldwin: He’s usually successful in bringing some sort of controversy to the party.
–Dennis Rodman: Whoa, someone set the bottle down long enough to sign a contract?!
–Lil John: I enjoyed him on the show a couple years back. I’ll always remember that creepy performance he, Richard Hatch and Jose Canseco did for the kids the one time. Memba that?
–Dee Snider: Eh, okay, I guess. I thought All Stars meant best players?
–Gary Busey: Funk YEAH. Any unscripted show with this guy on it? I’m in. Scripted? ‘Nother story.
–Penn Gillette: He’s kind of bossy and Baby Huey-like. Pouty.
–Lisa Rinna: Bringing her “natural” face and lips back to the board room. Good, maybe the attention will divert her from posting bathroom pics of herself in her underwear on Twitter for a bit.
–Marilu Henner & Claudia Jordan: I’m not remembering much about these two on the show previously. That’s not a good sign.
–Omarosa: This bitch is tough. She just lost her fiance and she is moving full steam ahead. Gotta give her props.
–Brandi Roderick: Of course, Trump’s favorite one to oogle and fawn over.
What, no Richard Hatch? No bitch boss Dionne Warwick (purely for entertainment value, she was a total crunt) and … NO ANNIE DUKE?! And Meat Loaf. Omg, NO MEAT LOAF! Damn. His epic freakout was probably my favorite moment EVER on Celebrity Apprentice.
Who do you think should have been invited back? Who doesn’t deserve to be there?