Justin Bieber’s Zoolander Face is Ridic

Unlike the millions of people out there who obviously love crap-ass music, I’m not a Justin Bieber fan. To me, he seems like a scrawny, snot-nosed little asshole who simply pumps out dime-a-dozen manufactured shit songs that little girls eat up like candy. Okay, not just little girls, some of his fans are my friends. Don’t be mad at me for this article, but I’m embarrassed for you.

So what got me going on this Bieber rant were his gazillion photos floating around on the web like the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. He has the same look in damn near every photo he takes. Someone on Twitter called it his “Blue Steel” look (a Zoolander reference for those who are clueless) and I couldn’t agree more. It seems he is working on mastering “Bieber Steel” after spending countless hours parked in front of a mirror and studying his varying hotness with each flinching facial muscle.

Look serious. Look sexy. Look like you’re a man in control. Look like you believe you have a big…

Anyhow, I try to not be  a hater, but I cannot stand him. By the way, Tacoma must be so pissed at him right now after that lame publicity stunt he pulled. Sorry, send the hate, but nothing is going to change my mind about him. I mean, just LOOK at those pics. Possibly even funnier is that Wikipedia failed to pick a Bieber Steel photo for his page. Instead, they picked one worse. I love you, wiki.