You know that title was written with silly sarcasm because “classy” is hardly ever used to describe any of the Jersey Shore members, and is never used as an adjective to describe a PETA ad. I do love the intention behind PETA, and I get that they attract attention by exploiting humans (for the sake of animals) but their messages can come off a bit vulgar sometimes.
Enter Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. Whether he’s sober now or not, we’re not 100% sure, but we do know the dude’s 15 minute fame clock is ticking and he’ll take that half-naked photo shoot, thank you very much.
As you can see, the Sitch appears in the ad holding a frightened looking cat while looking greasy and roided out with the caption “Too Much Pu**y Can Be A Bad Thing – Spay or neuter today” (there’s a censored version that simply says “Here’s The Situation: There are more cats in shelters than there are homes for them”).
Because we’re too dim to understand what’s trying to be said here, PETA goes on to state on the ad that “Cats and dogs need safe sex, too!”
Okay, got it now.
Well, at least it’s for a good cause, right?