It’s that spooky time of year again and you know what that means…it’s time for the celebrities to bust out their slutty Halloween costumes!
Most people call it Halloween, but some of us call it “Slutoween” because of the slutty costumes many females love to wear out to impress the gobblins on this holiday. Celebrities are no different, and on Halloweens of the past we have seen some pretty slutty costumes. So in honor of Slutoween we proudly give you…
The Top 10 Sluttiest Halloween Costumes
10) Jenny McCarthy as a slutty maid, at your service.
Jenny, who got her start in Playboy, is no stranger to baring lots of skin and she’s got the man-made boobage to flaunt. She made the most of her cleavage the year she chose this Halloween costume.
9) Christina Aguilera as a slutty nurse, ready for her temperature to be taken.
Everyone has to be a slutty nurse at some point in their Halloween costume career, and in 2005 it was Aguilera’s turn. She chose to really sex up the costume with no bottoms whatsoever, just red panties and a garter belt.
8) Mariah Carey, slutty angel, not so angelic.
Before having babies Mariah would don a slutty costume every single year for Slutoween. Lingerie nearly every Halloween, just in a different color, with different accessories.
7) Britney Spears as a ‘meth mess’.
Oh, Britney. Those days were such a dark time for her, and her drug use had her flashing her crotch and frequenting public restrooms in bare feet on a daily basis. Sure, this costume is slutty, but it was pretty fricking mellow compared to what was going on in her real life.
6) Paris Hilton as a slutty Alice in Wonderland. Off with her head!
Who needs to see the front of this slutty costume? Pretty sure you’ve seen this one before. Paris has a slutty costume EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.
5) Rihanna as a tiger in heat.
Rihanna knows she has sex appeal and she uses it 365 days a year – not just on Halloween. This barely-there costume left little to the imagination. Rawr.
4) Lindsay Lohan as a slutty…er….okay, she’s just a slut.
We’re not exactly sure what Lindsay was, maybe a coke whore? I’m sure she was a sober one though.
3) Kim Kardashian as a slutty leopard.
One with a REALLY big ass.
2) Tila Tequila…as Tila Tequila.
Whatever happened to that crazy nutcase? I actually worry about her, she was so out of her head and all over the internet for awhile that I thought we were going to witness her meltdown on Justin.tv. She started a gossip blog and was riling up her “army” with daily videos of her masturbating, or showing off a fake pregnant tummy, then she just disappeared..
I can’t help but think she is lost in her addictions and mental illness right now. Badly.
1) Coco as a slutty nurse, turn your head and cough.
If I did this list annually Coco would be on it every single time. She loooves flaunting everything - but the pink parts - and her husband Ice-T loooves flaunting his wifey to anyone who will look. Swingers looove Slutoween.
Happy Halloween, I mean Slutoween, everyone. And bring a jacket because it’s bound to get mighty nipply out there.