Octomom Needed a Vacation.

Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. ‘Octomom,’ has checked into rehab for an addiction to prescription pills. Shocking, I know.

The octo pornstar will be dealing with her Xanax problem at the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in SoCal while a team of 3 nannies, 2 friends and 1 driver care for her FOURTEEN children for a month. Interestingly enough, Suleman is said to be making pretty good coin right now with her new porn career, but the rehab center offered her treatment free of charge. You know, because of the attention it will receive with Octomom as a patient.

While rehab may be tough for some, this is probably like a Disneyland vacation to Ocotomom! No feeding a gazillion kids, no laundry (can you imagine the laundry that family produces? Not enough hours in the day to keep up!), no dishes to clean, you get the drift. Disneyland. With fourteen children it’s no wonder she takes Xanax to cope.