Charlie Sheen: Crack Cocaine, Escorts and Porn Every Day

Okay, so you’ve probably read a story or two like this sometime over the past twenty years but when people are saying Charlie Sheen is out of control for Charlie Sheen standards, you know it’s bad.

It’s no secret that Charlie LOVES his cocaine, escorts and porn, he’s always indulged in them, but sources say that Charlie’s habit is worse than ever. Rumor has it Charlie spends about $2,000 a day on cocaine and usually cooks/smokes it like a cocaine connoisseur.

He pays top dollar for escorts and lately he usually requests the same girl every time. Turns out, he pays the whore up to $25,000 at a time for a little Viagra lovin’. He even bought the hooker a car and vaginal reconstruction surgery. Apparently she has had one of those vaginas. When he doesn’t have a living inflatable/degradable girl around he just gacks out and watches porn in a zombielike state.

As per usual, Charlie has random people leeching off him, snorting his blow and occasionally pocketing cash from him.

So basically nothing has changed and Charlie continues to be a medical miracle with his heart not exploding or his face caving in.

Yet.