Chad Kroeger Paid Some Guy To Stick His Manhood Into a Running Fan

Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger (who has proven to us he is even more of a douchebag than we thought by hooking up with wannabe punk rocker Avril Lavigne) once paid a guy to stick his penis into running fan blades, just for kicks.

The moron who did it was Nickleback’s drum technician, and he did it for a mere $375. Nothing like degrading yourself in front of a millionaire for a little pocket change. I see they hire crew who are about as smart as Nickleback is talented.

In a recent interview with Men’s Health (this is just so ironic) he dished about the bizarre incident.

“We’ve always been very close to our crew, so we’ve had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way.”

Wow, that’s a hell of a “bond” you have with your guys there, Chad.

“We were in Germany years ago – this was one of my favorite stories – and we were just bored. There was a heat wave going on in Germany. In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade … I can still hear the ‘bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh’ of the blade slowly sputtering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic. Somebody has video footage of this somewhere that needs to be resurrected and shown at the guy’s next birthday party.”

 No, he’s not douchey … at ALL.