Amanda Bynes To Sue Magazine For False Public Nudity Story, Has Proof

A legal war between In Touch and Amanda Bynes might be on like Donkey Kong.

After the magazine recently published a story claiming the Lilo 2.0 actress was seen looking “painfully thin” and seemingly “totally out of it” while prancing around a NYC tanning salon with only her birthday suit on, Bynes got word and quickly ran to the whoever would listen to say she was taking their asses to court for printing those lies.

She told UsWeekly exclusively and humbly, “I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”

The tanning salon she reportedly trotted around naked in supposedly is on her side with it all. In support, Beach Bum Tanning’s CEO James Oliver released a statement saying:

“Employee testimony and security footage have confirmed that Ms. Bynes was not acting inappropriately. She is a long-time client and we stand by her account.”

Who knows if Bynes is really going to take the legal steps needed to file a lawsuit against the publication, or if she has the time to do so (she’s a retired millionaire y’all, it’s a full-time job), but I guess we’ll see. Whatever keeps her busy and off the streets is all we can ask for. The safety of the people is dependant on it!