Justin Bieber Has A Sex Doll Modeled After Him

Add this one the ‘things that make you go puuuuke’ list.

Justin Bieber was the inspiration for a recently released blow-up sex doll called the “Just-in Beaver Love Doll”. Barrrrf.

The makers of this nightmarish hate doll is a company called Pipedream Products, which is selling the toy for $26 retail. The outer packaging of the product shows the jock-version of Bieber shirtless, with headphones around his neck and a sideways cap. The expression is all wrong though as it’s lacking his signature “Zoolander” face.

The package reads (as you can see) “Finally 18”, “I wanna be your boy toy”, “Beaver fever”, and “I’m not gay! (OK maybe a lil’). The box also boasts “Beaver tells all! Selena can suck the gold off my Grammy”. GROSS!

In a typical porn-classy way of marketing, the product’s manufacturer promises that the “Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off.”

We’re not sure how long this item has been on the shelves but you can bet it won’t be long until the Bieber lawyers go into full-on lawsuit mode. I’m betting on two days tops.