Rihanna is on the cover of this month’s GQ magazine and it goes without saying that the pop star is wearing minimal clothing as she flaunts her sexuality. Not that being sexy is bad, but I feel like Rihanna has been forcibly cramming hers down our throats for some time now.
Jay Bulger, the journalist who covered Rihanna’s accompanying interview, was practically creaming his pants as he interviewed her, or at least it reads as such. His final piece was straight out of the pages of a teenage superfan’s diary. Yep, he was completely under her spell.
Some of the best parts of the GQ interview with Mr. Bulger.
Top Quotes from Rihanna:
–On nearly getting a tattoo on her face the night before: “The tattoo artist said nope, I’m not gonna do it.”
–”Life can be such a dick sometimes, right?”
–”I could absolutely be dominant.”
–”You ever have bitches fight over you?”
Top Quotes from Jay Bulger:
–Onstage, she’ll tap out the beat on her p*ssy and croon lyrics like Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion.
–Her ass gyrates circles into the edge of the hotel room bed, and the blankets come untucked.
I’m no hater, honest(!), I think Rihanna is gorgeous and uber talented, but she used to be known more for her talents and less for her in-your-face sexuality. She once possessed that coveted “girl next door” charm, but now she’s just like the dime a dozen starlets who will do anything, show anything and say anything for attention. Yaawwwwwn.