Forget People Magazine, Here Are My Top 10 Sexiest Men Alive

So People magazine says Channing Tatum is the Sexiest Man Alive? Damn you, Magic Mike!

People magazine seems to pick the same kind of men every year and it’s so predictable, so I was thinking, what would MY Sexiest Man Alive list look like? Probably pretty GD ridiculous, that’s what. But I put it together anyway, and here’s how it played out:

10. Anderson Cooper

Okay, so he’s gay, and probably an alien, but that doesn’t mean Anderson can’t make my Top 10 Sexiest Man Alive list. It’s those eyes. Anderson’s piercing blue peepers and his silver hair make this CNN personality one of the most stunning men on television. (We’ll forgive his interview with Honey Boo Boo.)

9. Jeff Goldblum

Yeah, you kinda have to be able to look past that The Fly thing and all, but Jeff Goldblum and that overbite are unconventionally hot. I kinda find nerdy guys appealing, and Jeff is like the modern day Arthur Miller.

8. Ryan Reynolds

Scarlett Johansson, you MORON! You let this gorgeous talented man go. I’ll never figure that one out, but way to go, Blake Lively. He’s been voted Sexiest Man Alive before and he’s well deserving, but I have to admit I think it’s kinda weird that he never shows his teeth in photos. Google Image it.

7. President Barack Obama

*Romney supporters, you’ll probably just want to skip on down to #7.

Yep, Barack is a damn good looking man and he’s extremely personable. He’s assertive, confident and he has a terrific smile. There’s something about a man in a suit and tie as well … yes, “I gotta crush on Obama.” (Remember that ho?)

6. Charlie Hunnam aka “Jax” of Sons of Anarchy

This British boy is Sexy with a capital S! When clean shaven, he has the looks of a California boy next door, but when portraying Sons of Anarchy’s motorcycle gang leader, Jax, he turns into one of the hottest bad boys we’ve ever laid our trashy eyes on.

5. Seth Myers

He’s not exactly my cup o’ tea when it comes to looks – I mean, he has a tiny head and big teeth – but Seth makes me laugh. The only reason I even watch Saturday Night Live anymore is for Weekend Update and his brilliant snark. I have a feeling he’ll always be young at heart.

Bonus: He sometimes has crazy eyes. 

4. Kevin Costner

Oh Kevin, I think I fell in love with you and your bomber jacket on Bull Durham way back in the day, but after seeing you in person at a Los Angeles restaurant this past summer, it re-sparked my crush on you. I know, some of the guys on this list (if not all of them) show my age, but whatever. This isn’t f***ing People magazine.

3. Mark Wahlberg

Former wildboy Marky Mark has settled down and is a dedicated family man these days, which is sexy in itself. He still packs some crazy abs, is true to his hometown roots and we’ll forever love him as Dirk Diggler.

2. Matthew McConaughey

Whatever you do, do NOT look at the photos circulating on the web showing Matthew’s recent weight loss for a role. He looks awful, but remember, he’s doing it for a role, so I’m not counting that against him, although I should. Okay, now that we’re beyond that, let’s look at Matthew’s gorgeousness, shall we? Matthew is a free spirit, a little wild, and he loves life. He’s a proud papa and husband and I’ve had a crush on him for almost 20-years.

1. Chris Cornell

The sexy Soundgarden front man has loooooong been this Seattle girl’s favorite. With his devilish good looks, his amazing jawline and his powerful rocking voice, he’s probably one of the only celebrities that, if I ever met them in real life, I’d probably lose my shit. His sexy is that strong. He tweeted me once. Just thought I’d throw that out there. My crush since 1991 – bitches back off!

The Forever Reigning Kings of Sexy

The Reinging Champions, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. For as long as they are alive, they deserve to be mentioned in any Sexiest Man Alive contest. Hands down, they both win every year.

Who would make YOUR Sexiest Man Alive #1?