Brad and Angelina Rent Out Pizza Parlor So Their Kids Can Have Food Fights

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s children have everything they could possibly want in life, so why do I find it bizarre that the couple rent out a pizza parlor so they can go apesh*t in the place?

Throwing food at each other, hopping on the tables, and treating the place like Charlie Sheen treats a hotel room, sources say the children can do as they please, and that includes making a complete mess of the place.

The place Brad and Angelina rent out is Arris’ Pizza, in Brad’s hometown of Springfield, Missouri. Yep, they pile up the kids, Maddox, 11, Pax, 8, Zahara, 7, Shiloh, 6, Vivienne and Knox, 4, and let them cut loose like wild banshees. According to an insider, their parents “just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.”  Easy to do I suppose – when you’re not the one cleaning it up.

No word on what Brad and Angelina rent the place out for, but I hope it’s a nice chunk of change for the staff’s sake.

A pet peeve of mine is when parents of small children let them act like complete savages in restaurants. Or when children throw their food all over the floor, utensils, napkins, you name it, and the parents just leave the mess behind, paying it no attention at all. I get that Brad and Angelina want their children to have the same experiences that normal children do, but letting them act like little terrors in a restaurant is not the way to do it. Want your children to have a normal childhood experience? Try making dinner at home and having the family pitch in to clean up.