DNA Test Proves Love Child is Michael Lohan’s

We all know that Michael Lohan is a dirtbag so the news that he knocked up one of his mistresses back in the mid-90′s (while still with Dina Lohan) shouldn’t exactly come as a shock, right?

We’ve long heard about Michael’s “love child,” a daughter named Ashley, whose mother Kristi Horn has been trying to get Michael involved in his daughter’s life AND have him pay child support (to no avail) for quite some time, but we didn’t know whether it was true or not – until now.

All involved parties including Michael, Kristi and Ashley, made an appearance on “Trisha Goddard” where they awaited results of a DNA test. The results came back, and they were positive. Michael doesn’t seem very surprised by the news, nor does anyone for that matter. Sadly Ashley, Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister, seems unfazed yet disappointed by the news saying, “I’m good,” when Trisha asks how she is doing.

Michael gets out of his seat and leans over Ashley as if to hug her. “No, no!” insists Ashley but Michael swoops in anyway, making for a very uncomfortable moment on television. “I’m sorry, but this is the first time I’ve met you,” says Ashley, 17. “Take your time honey, everything will be fine,” Michael responds. Ashley makes a face. She’s probably like, “Oh sh*t. This is my f***ig dad.”

Michael is having another baby as well, with psycho drunk Kate Major.

Just one big, happy, effed up family!