Justin Bieber Only Wears Genie Pants Pants Now

Justin Bieber is SO over belting skinny jeans below his ass, and he’s developed a new, unforgettable look by wearing only genie pants on his lower half. Whether he’s driving around in his chrome vibrator car, performing for his deranged fans at an awards show, or just kickin’ it around town, he’s got a pair of genie pants for EVERY occasion!

Just like the hair helmet haircut he made famous, Justin Bieber is trying to start another fashion trend. But the “genie pants” look is not quite his own, rapper MC Hammer perfected this style (or something) back in the early 1990s. Justin’s not old enough to remember that though.

To me, the look is silly, and if there’s anyway to make yourself a “trend” it’s to dress like one. In five years we are going to be laughing our asses off at this fashion choice. We’re laughing or asses off now, actually. In five years Justin will be absolutely cringing that he wore such a thing.

Justin’s recent looks:

Justin’s preferred look, stretchy:

This is what Justin wears pretty much all the time now. Soft and comfy. He must like the sensible waistband and the freedom of elasticity. Is so liberating, isn’t it, Justin? To me it looks like Justin has one sagging nut that hits just below his knees. But that IS an impressive ball…

Justin’s ROCKSTAR genie pants:

These are always leather and don’t have quite the “sag” as the soft, stretchy genie pants. Thank gawd, because it they did it would look like Justin had giant prune shaped  testicles.

The ‘Boy Band’ look:

When Justin feels like rocking that ‘boy band look’ he dresses in all denim (because that’s what all boys in boy bands do at some point in their career) while looking like he’s just left a seedy hotel room after something pretty shady just went down. I totally made that last part up, but just look at the pic. Eww.

And for when Justin’s feelin’ sporty he opts for the white sneakers and cotton apparel while giving the stink eye from under his flat Bulls brim. He’s so thug.