Jesse James Is Engaged?

Wow, this one came out of nowhere. Apparently Jesse James, cheater extraordinaire and poster boy for whom NOT to date if you’re Hollywood’s Sweetheart, is allegedly getting hitched again.

Who is the (un)lucky lady you ask? It’s Alexis DeJoria, a drag racing chick that is also a very rich heiress to John Paul DeJoria, who is a co-founder of the famous Paul Mitchell line of hair products (he’s also co-founder to the Patron tequila company.) Cha-ching!

James reportedly popped the question recently after dating for just two months, though his rep has yet to confirm it.

Tuesday James posted a photo of DeJoria on his Facebook page with a quote from Arthur Rubenstein, saying: “I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” Some crazy tweeted DeJoria saying that James was a “stand up guy”, to which she replied: “Yes he is and I’m proud to be his lady!”

Assuming they do the deed, James and DeJoria will have a total of four kids in their household. DeJoria has a 9-year-old daughter named Isabella, and Jesse has kids Sunny, 8, Chandler, 15, and Jesse James Jr., 13. This would be his fourth marriage.

You can see a photo of DeJoria over at OMG!. She definitely is his type…dark hair and tattoos. She kind of looks like a mixture of that McGee stripper lady and his ex Kat Von D, but less tatted up. Her taste in men though is questionable. No?