Ke$ha Says She’ll Have Sex With Justin Bieber As Long As He’s ‘Legal’

Ke$ha is a Belieber in a way none of us ever want to think of. According to the singer herself, she’s more than willing to hop in bed with Justin Bieber, as long as he’s legal.

The 25-year-old ghost-humper recently denied sleeping with the Canadian child crooner but when Rolling Stone asked her if she’d ever consider it, this is what she had to say: “Sure. Wait, is he even legal? Could I go to jail for this?”

After the bright one was informed of Baby Bieber’s age, she responded: “OK, then I would. We could go out and buy lottery tickets, vote, play putt-putt golf. All the things that are legal at the age of 18.”

Well, they’re both in the music biz, they’re both annoying, and they share the same birthday, so why not? Right? Eww.

The good news for Ke$ha is, she can skip all the drama she’d have to deal with humping on the real thing and instead go with THIS. How is that for a nasty mental picture?