Lindsay Lohan Death Pool: Now Taking Bets

I read this morning that Lindsay Lohan is downing up to 2-liters of hard alcohol, vodka and probably whatever else she can get her hands on, DAILY. Is that even possible? Typo? They’re not exactly known for their journalism.

Lindsay Lohan must weigh about 100-pounds when soaking wet, and for someone her size to be able to physically drink 2-liters of alcohol a day is a terrifying thought. Seriously, is it even possible?! Maybe with cocaine it is. I bet everyone’s placing thier bets in the Lindsay Lohan death poll for 2013 right about now. I think Lindsay comes in at #1 on every existing celebrity death pool known to man. Sad, but it’s true.

I’m pretty sure Lindsay is in worse shape than we can even imagine. We all blab on about it because she is in the news daily and her life is so damn crazy, but after she dies, everyone is going to feel bad that they once laughed at her. And at this rate, she WILL be gone soon. With those horrible non-existent parents of hers and her subsequent terrible choices in life, when did she ever really have a chance? Does anyone else feel like her time is extremely limited right now? Now more than ever. It’s like before Amy Winehouse died. We all knew it was coming, then one day we woke up and suddenly it was a reality. Oh, and Lindsay will be 27 next year. Knocking on Club 27‘s door?