Anne Hathaway Wants You To Think She Had No Idea Her Pu**y Was Hanging Out

I always get fired up about celebrity clamato shots. You want to know why? Because the dumb bitches who refuse to wear panties then wear a gown with a slit up to their uterus cry foul when paparazzi take a photo of them exiting a vehicle with their crotch screaming, “Whaazzzzup!?”

Yes, Anne Hathaway, I am talking to YOU. 

Please quit playing dumb, like you had NO IDEA your pu**y was hanging out, because as a female, I know it is not possible for your pu**y to hang out without knowing about it. I don’t care if you are wearing a gown, pajamas, jeans, sweats, shorts, a tinfoil dress or a fricking shower curtain. You KNOW when your pu**y is hanging out. Same goes for nipple slips. It just doesn’t accidentally happen. Not unless you’re in the ocean and a rogue wave rips your bikini off or something.

These “celebrities” that pretend they have NO IDEA their genitalia is exposed make me want to vomit. I want to call them out for their B.S. Yes YOU, Anne Hathaway. You KNEW your clam was picture ready, you probably had it waxed and moisturized before getting all glammed up for the night. You intentionally did not wear panties. You probably KNEW before your night even began that you were going to be the talk of the internet that day. Yes, I am saying it..you planned your upskirt pu**y pics. I knew I couldn’t stand you, I just didn’t know why. Now you’ve given me a reason.