Top 12 Worst Lindsay Lohan Pics

Lindsay Lohan can either be extremely photogenic, or not so much. It depends on her sobriety, her hair color, the quality of her spray tan and whether or not she applied her makeup after snorting a huge line.

Unfortunately for Lindsay there are a lot of bad pics of her on the net. Many of the photos are outright awful and I’ve found myself to be embarrassed FOR her on a number of occasions. So, just for fun, we picked the Top 12 worst pics of Lindsay Lohan, ever. It wasn’t exactly a hard task, we had plenty of material to work with.

12. The Highway Hooker Look: Sucking on her finger while clutching a lighter, the two-day old makeup, clothes falling off, she looks rode hard and put away wet.

11. You Are What You Eat: Did Lindsay have her vagina surgically attached to her face?

10. Brain Freeze: She must have snorted that fat line with her right nostril.

9. Teflon Lohan: Quit your crying, you coward. It’s not like you’ll actually do any time.

8. Fall Down, Go Boom: Get up, blame foliage.

7. Razor Clam: The first, but not last, time Lindsay flashed her firecrotch.

6. Orange You Looking Colorful Today: Did she go down on Snooki?

5. Mud Mask: ”She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.” -Oscar Wilde.

4. Gun Crazy: Not funny, Lindsay. Not funny.

3. Rat Teeth: We’ve never seen her teeth look worse. What happened? Was it chewing tobacco? Food? Lack of hygiene skills? Ciggies and vodka? If you guessed ‘all of the above’, you’d probably be correct.

2. Mommy Dearest: And you thought YOU were turning into your mother…

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