John Mayer is a Creepy Santa Claus



John Mayer Santa Claus

Katy Perry and John Mayer have been hot and heavy for months now and the couple spent their first (and probably last) Christmas together this past week.

Katy took John with her to celebrate Christmas with her family and later posted the above photo to her Twitter account. John in a Santa Claus suit, looking creepy. Let’s hope that Santa suit stayed OUT of the bedroom, because the thought of that, errr…not good.

Your body’s a winter wonderland!

Even though John is a rebound for Katy after her split with husband Russell Brand, the two seem to be enjoying each other’s company for now. We hear they like to argue, they’re both strong willed and opinionated, but they’re finding a way to make it work. Although I don’t think this relationship will last a lifetime, I think it’s just what Katy needs at this point in her life. A distraction from her “mistake” with Mr. Brand. Let’s not fool ourselves, we all knew that was doomed from the beginning – but I’m sure the sex was amazing. Speaking of, I wonder if Katy has that “sexual napalm” that John loves so much?


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  • Erin

    “Your body’s a winter wonderland”…hahahahaha