OMG. Kris Jenner Is Getting A Talk Show.

File this one under, “I don’t care but yet it still pisses me off.”

Kris Jenner is getting her very own talk show which will air on FOX in select markets such as New York and Los Angeles for a six-week trial run. Jenner will also be the executive producer for the show, which will be simply titled Kris. She’ll be talking with various celebrity guests, she’ll talk fashion, pop culture, viral videos, whatever happens to be “hot” at the moment.

Stephen Brown of Twentieth TV (the producing company) says they are excited for the new show, starring the mother of the [in]famous Kardashian sisters. “Whether offering real advice to her family or sharing personal moments with viewers, Kris is honest, compelling, entertaining, and unscripted, all excellent qualities for a daytime talk show host.”

Meanwhile, I’m thinking, WTF? Can these bitches just disappear? Kris is the ring leader of the Kardashian Circus, she wants to be in the limelight just as much as her daughters do, so this has got to be a dream come true for her. Time for more botox!

Would you watch Kris Jenner’s new talk show if it were to become available in your area?