If you’re into non-fiction like I am, especially biographies, autobiographies, and memoirs, and on top of that love reality television, you may be looking forward to the release of Brandi Glanville’s tell-all, which will officially hit the shelves in February. Interestingly enough, the book, which will recount a lot about what Glanville went through when her husband of eight years, Eddie Cibrian, cheated on her with country star LeAnn Rimes, will come out just a couple days before Valentine’s Day. Well, have we got some shocking excerpts for you!
Below are some juicy passages from the book Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders:
On how Cibrian seduced Glanville when she originally was going to confront him about the affair:
“I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing. A teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over…he pulled off my workout pants and we started having sex right there.”
“He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true…that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”
On how Glanville had a hunch her husband was having an affair with Rimes, and how she found out about it while making a surprise visit to the set of the 2008 TV movie Northern Lights:
“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her.”
“This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? … He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
On how she underwent vaginal rejuvenation after splitting with Cibrian, on Cibrian’s dime:
“This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina …. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie’s credit card number.”
Wow, this is all so much to take in and now I want to read more! I know Brandi can sometimes begin to stoop to LeAnn’s level, but when you put yourself in her shoes, how could you not? What a tough situation, but for her kids’ sake, hopefully this book will give her closure on that chapter in her life.