Morrissey Hates Duck Dynasty

British singer Morrissey backed out of his scheduled appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday because he found out the cast of Duck Dynasty would also be on the show!

Morrissey, a vegan, said he could not “morally be on a television program where the cast members of Duck Dynasty will also be guests. As far as my reputation is concerned, I can’t take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers.

“If Jimmy cannot dump Duck Dynasty then we must step away.” He added that he would “be honored to play the show, if Duck Dynasty were removed.” 

Bigmouth strikes again.

Kimmel explained the fiasco on Tuesday night’s show, and he also poked fun of the situation, saying that Morrissey “keeps finding new ways to depress us.” He also reasoned that Morrissey probably shouldn’t be doing ANY television since there are probably “Outback Steakhouse” commercials airing during the show. (He specifically mentioned Morrissey’s recent appearance on David Letterman.)

Kimmel then said that the Duck Dynasty guys also make products for people who are against shooting animals – and he ran this silly spoof: