Rupert Sanders Wants To Boink Kristen Stewart Again

Now that Liberty Ross has filed for divorce and made it clear that she wants nothing to do with her husband Rupert Sanders, Rupert is back tryna get into Kristen’s pants again.

Word around town is that Rupert Sanders (I like to call him “Gerber” because of that baby head of his), is writing Kristen emails ans sending her text messages, trying to re-spark the flame they once had. Kristen is totally over Gerber and is probably thinking, “WTF was I thinking?” because, you know, that HEAD! So, of course she’s ignoring his advances. Besides, she’s not willing to go through all that public scrutiny again. Lawd no.

In the meantime, Kristen and Robert Pattinson are still mending their broken relationship while he’s away in Australia filming The Rover. The distance has been good for them, they talk and text every day, and Kristen is said to be looking forward to his return.

They might just make it after all.

Sorry Gerber, you’re on your own now buddy!