Chelsea Handler Says Taylor Swift is a Virgin

I bet right about now Taylor Swift is wishing she would have just kept her mouth shut about “mean girls,” people making fun of her love life, and Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. Why? Because now snarkstress Chelsea Handler has jumped onboard, saying that Taylor Swift is forever a virgin.

Regarding Taylor’s remark that “there is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women,” (implying Tina & Amy), Chelsea told Andy Cohen, ”I think that was a bold statement, but I’m not on anyone’s side because I just don’t care enough. I like that she’s being that vociferous about something that she thinks they were out to get her. They were clearly making a joke just about her demeanor, which is embarrassing. I mean, she’s just dated so many men.”

Chelsea believes that Taylor has dated so many guys because every one of them believes he is going to pop her cherry – but it never happens.

“My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ‘I’m not gonna do it.’ And they’re like, ‘Oh, well, forget it. Then I don’t want to date you. Every guy thinks they’re going to devirginize her, and they’re not. She’s never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever.”

Ever, ever, ever…