During last night’s broadcast, Bieber’s mom live tweeted throughout the show as The Bachelor Sean Lowe chose his bride. Some of her tweets from the night:
- This is definitely, by far.. the Most Dramatic Season Finale EVER!
- Ok that proposal was really amazing. She won me over in the end. And they ride off in an elephant together!? I’m happy 4 U.
- That ring is stunning!!!
- Good season of
#thebachelor. Congrats @SeanLowe09. Looking forward to seeing Desiree on #thebachelorette.
I wish I could say I have some idea what she was talking about but I quit watching that crap show. It was awesome for a long time, but I just can’t stomach it anymore. It’s the same thing every season, just with different characters. Same old, same old, made-for-TV fake relationships, and fake bitches who just want face time with the cameras.
Please, VH1 bring back your Reality TV dating shows. Oh, how I have missed those trainwrecks! Anyhow, back to the Bieb’s creator. The most interesting tweet of the night that came from Bieber’s mom was this one:
Who will be the next Bachelorette? Me perhaps?? Hmmmmm…
— Pattie Mallette (@pattiemallette) March 12, 2013
Sorry Pattie, I just don’t see it happening. You’re more than 10-years older than ABC would ever consider for a Bachelorette, you’re not hot enough (we all know these things are true, don’t EVEN give me shit) and you’re JUSTIN BIEBER’S MOM. Not cool. It might be cool to the gazillions of tweens out there who still haven’t outgrown the Biebs, but to the rest of us, it would just be weird.
Wait, let me take that back. Seeing guys trying to nail Justin Bieber’s mom during the overnight dates might be kind of awesome though. Okay, REALLY AWESOME. I think they’d have a pretty good shot…