Elizabeth Lambert during BYU – New Mexico University Soccer Game
Elizabeth Lambert is one dirty soccer player.
Check out the video of this cheap-shot throwing mean girl! She is a terror on that field! Soccer might be a competitive, tough game, but there is no reason to do what this bitch is doing out there on the soccer field! One thing is for sure, do NOT turn your back on this crunt!
Ya know, it’s really easy to take someone down when they aren’t expecting it. Did you see her pull the ponytail of that Audrina Patridge look-a-like? She almost ripped her head off! And she did it so violently, she could have really done some damage!
A player should not be allowed to roam the soccer field pulling sh*t like this. Someone needs to take this girl down in a dark alley when she least expects it. Where’s Jeff Gillooly when you need him? If we can’t cough him up, I’ll be glad to step in!
Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is striking back at Piggy boy after he sent her a message on Twitter calling her a skank. So *sigh* I actually had to visit his fricking Twitter page (I typically refuse to visit any of his sh*t!) to get the exact quote, and here it is:
@hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 And you ARE a skank bitch! Shall we remind the world of your criminal record and druggy past?????
Um, hello, Mario Lavenderdiarrehea! Need you be reminded of your crystal meth past? You hypocrite piece of sh*t. Lance Bass’ boyfriend, Lance Reichen, once said that Piggez stole a check and deposited it into his account while using. How’s that for a druggie with a criminal past? You fat, shovel-faced, f*ck.
Ok, enough of my ranting! Back to Hailey bitching out Piggy. She did so via Twitter (using extended text) and I have to say, I think she did a pretty good job.
“I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet calling me a Skank and constantly a home wrecker. Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press.
“We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You’re the gay version of Michael Lohan.”
“I have looked into suing you and decided, ‘Eh, Whatever. I’ll let it go.’ You’re not worth it, but what you are worth is my telling you how I feel.
“I’ve had enough of you and when you look back on your life when you’re old, fat with your blue or yellow, green whatever hair color you may have, then you will not be happy with yourself. You have made a living off of blood money. You are truly one of the worst people on the face of the Earth and the sad thing is everyone knows it including you.
“At the end of the day, you’re a piece of sh**. And another thing Perez, karma it’s a bi**h and it will come after you one day.”
Drama queens all of them! But she is right, Piggy boy is an attention starved, fame hungry, bottom feeder of Hollywood. And the fact that celebrities feel like they have to suck up to him….hmmm…where does that put them?
The Joe Francis/ Jayde Nicole attack video has finally made it’s way to the net.
Now we know who is telling the truth – and it’s not Joe Francis. Surprise, surprise.
In the video you see Joe Francis walk in the general direction of Jayde, who was at the bar of the crowded club, Guys and Dolls. Once Joe gets within reaching distance of Jayde, she pushes him on the back of the head with one hand while spilling a drink down his back with the other.
Joe then spins around, sees Jayde trying to belly up to the bar to look like she didn’t do it, and viciously, and I mean viciously, grabs her hair and throws her to the ground. Immediately Brody Jenner, Jayde’s boyfriend, and friends go after Joe. The fight is quickly moved outside where Brody ends up being tasered by someone.
Francis has claimed he was “the victim” all along, at one point he said he “may have accidentally grabbed her hair.”
This is Joe telling his side: “Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all. I turned to see who that was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt.”
Lie, lie, lie, lie, liar! First of all, she didn’t throw the glass at him, you clearly see her put it back on the bar after dumping it. Secondly, There was no accidental anything about the way he grabbed her hair. That was a moment of rage.
Pretty much everyone in the situation is in the wrong. Yes, Jayde should never have done what she did, that was just plain stupid. She should know that Joe is hopped up on blow a lot and could have the tendency to snap at a moment’s notice.
But regardless of what she did, it was absolutely stunning to see a grown man react like that. Maybe a 6-year-old whose sister just spilled milk down his back, but a grown ass man? There’s no man here. Merely an immature little boy living in a man’s body.
Joe’s playboy days are gone. His kingdom is going to crash down on him harder than his comedowns after a 3-day long bender. He is destroying himself. And I say let him.
He’s like the kid on the playground who tattles on everyone – for every little thing. And he is the kid that nobody likes, so the only way he can gain attention is by being disruptive and dramatic. This is Dustin Diamond, former child actor on the 90s television sitcom, Saved by the Bell.
For those of you who witnessed his childish behavior on the reality show, Celebrity Fit Club, you know what I am talking about. Dustin went out of his way to not follow the rules of the show while attacking castmates with a vicious, unforgiving tongue.
Now the douchebag is making news again because of a tell-all book full of behind-the-scenes secrets of Saved by the Bell. Dustin, who played Screech on the show, says that sex & drugs were everywhere in the background.
Dustin claims his co-workers smoked marijuana in their dressing rooms, he says that Mark Paul Gosselaar, who played Zack Morris, used steroids, Mario Lopez was a serial womanizer who hit on every actress, Tiffany Amber Thiesen used sex to further her career and everyone was screwing each other.
I think Dustin has no other way to get in the news except for being a complete dick. He’s just pissed because he has absolutely no career to speak of, and nobody wants to work with him. So he throws vileness out there in order to get noticed. It’s all he’s got. All the while he is accussing everyone of everything but won’t even look in the mirror at himself. I wonder if deep down he hates himself as much as we all do?
A man, Roger Stephens, 61, had enough of a crying child while shopping in a Walmart store.
So much so that he approached the child’s mother, Sonya Mathews, and told her that if she did not quiet her child he would do it for her. The child continued crying so Stephens made good on his word. He went up to the child, a 2-year-old baby named Paige, and slapped her multiple times in the face, shocking everyone who witnessed it. He then told Mathews: “See, I told you I would shut her up.”
Little Paige suffered redness to her cheeks but was not seriously hurt.
Stephens has been charged with cruelty with children in the first degree, a felony. He is being held without bond.
Well, check out Mr. Grumpasaurus’ mugshot! He looks like he’s ready to kick the police officer’s ass who photographed him! Still, I would have tangled it up with this mofo. Pop that grandpa once in that big schlong of a nose and I promise you that lanky old bastard would drop like a rotten sack of bones.
On the otherhand, I hate screaming kids too. Heh. Just being honest. Not that they deserved to be smacked in the face, mind you, but honest to gawd, people do not know how to control their children in public anymore. Just the truth. I went to my local library the other day and could barely stand being there for more than 5 minutes. Kids were literally running and screaming up and down the aisles. One kid was banging hard and loudly on a keyboard of a computer – over and over. The parents didn’t seem to mind, they were fully engulfed in whatever book it was they were digging their nose into. The staff seemed oblivious as well, like it was just another day on the job.
I agree that Mr. Stephens most likely has mental “issues”. I have a hunch that this kid may have been the one that broke the camel’s back and he flipped out. I mean, he WAS at Walmart, and we all know how well behaved people’s children are there.
Bill O’Reilly opens his mouth once again and gets under the skin of, well, pretty much anyone who listens to him.
This time his victim is Michael Jackson.
Of course it is..
O’Reilly crucifies Jackson and “his place in America,” and brings up numerous things about the star (skin bleaching, etc.) that really, just don’t matter at this point. Someone needs to feed this guy a long, hard donkey schlong. Even if he said something that made sense, I would almost have to disagree out of spite.
You gotta love TMZ, when the paparazzi have no celebrities to film, they focus their energy on the idiots who congregate outside the clubs.
Of course, some of the things they end up filming are sometimes in poor taste: bitch fights, some guy puking on himself, or a fat guy in tights, but sometimes they catch pure comedy gold as well. Like this clip.
The funny part about this clip isn’t the part where Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy screams his cool new motorcycle back and forth in front of the club to show how cool he really is. And it’s the not the part where Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy stops to picks up his biker bitch who attempts to climb on the back but then falls off after Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy punches it before she has secured herself.
The best part is when biker bitch, rightfully upset at Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy, starts to yell at him. Then he exposes himself for the prick we all knew he was.
You see, Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy will NOT have a biker bitch yell at him in front of a crowd, hell no. He’s not the bitch, SHE is, dammit. So he berates his woman and yells sweet nothings at her, such as: “Get the f*@$ back on this motorcycle and shut the f*@% up!”
What a dreamboat! His ego meant more to him than his lady. How sad for her.
People who do really stupid things to impress crowds of people are morons. But entertaining, nonetheless.
Once on the Fourth of July, traffic was SO backed up leaving Seattle (as it is every year after the firework display) that cars were just sitting for miles. As we are sitting there, this guy is screaming up and down the shoulder on his crotch rocket, thinking he is all rad.
Until he laid his bike down in the ditch.
Mr. Cool Showboat Guy came sliding by my window with the bike on it’s side and I seriously think I peed myself it was so funny. He got up and was fine, but had to walk his scratched up bike and body back by the hundreds of people that he had just flew by.
Shannon Burke, a Florida radio personality, was arrested Thursday after shooting both his wife and dog.
It is believed that at around 10:45 PM Wednesday Burke became angry at his dog, a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, so he decided to wave around a gun and threaten the animal. That’s when the gun discharged, shooting his dog through the leg and his wife in the head. He claims he did know know the gun was loaded.
Burke, 43, has been charged with aggravated battery with a weapon and animal cruelty. He was ordered to wear a GPS ankle bracellet and his bond has been set at $10,000.
Both his wife, Catherine, and the dog have been treated and will recover.
Billy Bob Thornton was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and as you can guess, the botched Canadian interview was brought up.
Billy Bob, who reminds me of Gollum with hair plugs, blamed the entire incident on the radio host, Jian Ghomeshi, saying that Ghomeshi was instructed as what not to say/ask the actor during the interview. He claims they “had a deal” and that Ghomeshi went back on that deal.
If you saw the interview [LINK] you can tell that Ghomeshi was totally blindsided by Billy Bob’s behavior. Thornton refused to answer questions and became an all around jackass throughout the entirety of the interview.
But he is claiming Ghomeshi is the one to blame and that we are all “humpback geeks” for watching it.
Hmmm…if I am a humpback geek, what does that make his spindly old ass? Damn, I still can’t believe Angelina Jolie hit that..
