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It seems Adam Carolla has had enough of Danny Bonaduce being his sidekick on his radio show.

Carolla failed to show up for his own morning show on a couple consecutive days - a statement intended for radio bosses, to let them know how serious he was about Danny being let go.

According to Radio-info.com, this is how it all went down:

- On 12/10, there was a lead in bumper that said “Only four more days of Danny Bonaduce …. for us at least”

- On 12/11, Carolla and Bonaduce threw small shots at each other all day

- On 12/12, Carolla called in sick, which is entirely out of character. He has rants about people who call in sick and who are late, and about a “rally gene” that certain people have that makes them come in even when they are under the weather and don’t want to

- He did not call in to his own show

- On 12/12, during the 12-1 hour, Carolla called into Dr. Drew’s afternoon show, stayed an hour, and said he was “feeling better, but not sure how he’d feel tomorrow”. It was a “wink-wink, nod-nod” statement, and I’m not overstating the context. He was basically saying he wasn’t sick and that he’d skip the next day also.

- On 12/13, he was sick again, did not call in to his own show

- On 12/13, at night he skipped the “A Christmas Carolla” live remote, and from reports he did not call in.

- During all this time, Bonaduce hosted, was terrible, only talked about threesomes, his 25 year old girlfriend, and gave out his cell phone number on air over the dump-button guy’s objection

- The rest of the staff (Bryan Bishop, writer Mike Lynch, Teresa Strasser) gave occasional on-air potshots at Bonaduce and refused to criticize Carolla

But never fear, Danny has managed to score his own show that will premiere January 2nd, 2008, 1-3pm on 97.1FM KSLX in Los Angeles.

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This morning I sit here drinking my coffee and listening to The Adam Corolla Show, as I do every morning, and Danny Bonaduce (a co-host on the show) brings up the now infamous photos that appeared on the internet recently of him dropping his pants and showing his Johnson.

If you recall, heh, his ‘manhood’ looked like a newborn baby’s, only it was accompanied with red hair.

This apparently bothered Danny, the testosterone driven, hot headed, manly man that he is. So he wanted to come out and tell everyone that his dick really isn’t as small as it appears in the pic, but he didn’t want to start any new ‘rumors’, so he left it alone. Until now.

Danny claims it’s merely an unflattering photograph that makes his penis look so tiny. Adam pretty much backed him on this one saying the right pic could make anyone look tiny. Danny also added that he was jumping when the picture was taken, causing his huge balls to ‘head upward’, thus covering his schlong.

Regardless, Danny has been offered by Penthouse magazine to show the world that his penis is bigger than you think. And Danny is most likely going to accept. He seems really keen on doing it, but says some of his people have recommended against, saying it’s a ‘bad career choice’. Adam and the guys are discussing it and I think Adam has convinced Danny to do it.

Happy Tuesday…heh.

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Source: Adam Corolla Show