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Hello, Batman.

Spicy — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:55:40 +0000

Michael Keaton, of “Batman” fame, leaves the BBC Radio 2 studios in London after appearing on Shaun Keaveny’s early morning show.

Wow, I haven’t seen Michael around in a long time. I always thought he was kind of sexy. Something about those eyes.

Time flies, and Michael has definitely aged, but I still love him. Can you believe that it has been 20-years since he played Batman??

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Suzanne Somers is a Hot Momma

Spicy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:21:05 +0000

Suzanne Somers and husband Alan Hamel step out with their family for some shopping at Juicy Couture and Starbucks Coffee.

Suzanne looks pretty darned good for 62! And I’m sure she’s had work done, but at least she hasn’t gone all Joan Rivers on us.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Stifler’s Mom

Spicy — Fri, 15 May 2009 07:08:02 +0000

Stifler’s Mom: Hot or Not?

Jennifer Coolidge, I love this bitch! I say hot, hot, HOT!

Here she is getting her hair done at Chroma Hair Studio in Hollywood. Jennifer stars in the new movie “Say Hello to Stan Talmadge”.

[Photograph: Dome, Jones, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Billy Idol: Would You Hit It?

Spicy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:02:58 +0000

Billy Idol arrives at Burbank’s Bob Hope Airport to catch a flight.

I think Billy has always been a hottie. In a dirty, bad boy kinda way..

[MavrixOnline.com]

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Pamela Anderson Struts Her Old Ass on the Catwalk

Spicy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:41:12 +0000

Pamela Anderson struts her stuff on the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection entitled “Blondes Have More Fun!” on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week.

Oh, this is just embarrassing. Poor thing, she doesn’t get it.

She is all washed up and is a caricature of her former self..

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Pamela’s #1 Makeup Accessory: The Sharpie

Spicy — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:22:03 +0000

Pamela Anderson getting her drink on at Primal, Atlanta.

Last weekend pickled Pammy partied from about 11:30pm-2:30am, kicking up her heels and tossing back some Dom and Perrier Joet-Rose Champagne.

Ah, the glamorous life of Ms. Anderson. Have Sharpie will travel….around the block a few times.

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Joan Rivers is Insecure

Spicy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:57:08 +0000

What is Joan Rivers hiding from?

She’s wraped in a massive, gaudy fur coat, she hides behind her mask of a face and piles on the jewelry. What do you think in underneath all that fur and cosmetic nonsense? An insecure, scared little old lady, perhaps?

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That’s One Hot Lizard!

Spicy — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:22:46 +0000

Donatella Versace, 53, is spending her Christmas holiday on the island of St. Barts doing what she loves to do.

Tanning her hide.

Versace, who claims to have been clean for the past 4 years, battled a raging cocaine habit for ages which also took a toll of the designer’s face.

That, combined with the extreme sun damage and the cosmetic surgery, have turned her into a leathery looking lizard!

Proof that money cannot buy beauty!

[DM]

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Classy Mom

Spicy — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:50:54 +0000

Pamela Anderson returns to Los Angeles after partying hard in Las Vegas.

Bitch still can’t seem to find her pants.

Getting older must be so hard on her…she has nothing to fall back on. Except a dirty mattress..

No wonder she is always wasted.

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62 is the new 42..

Spicy — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:41:44 +0000

I don’t think Susan Lucci ages – at all. Of course she has all the money and all the botox in the world at her disposal, which helps things.

But I still can’t believe she turns 62(!?) next week!

Compare with a photo from 1980 – girlfriend has definitely had some work done!