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Alex Rodriguez Has Paintings of Himself Over His Bed

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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Alex Rodriguez is so vain that he actually has two paintings of himself hanging over his bed.

The paintings are kinda creepy sounding too. A-Roid is depicted as a “centaur”, which is a half-man, half-horse. Gawd, what I would give to see these! If I had photoshop I would make my own! Throw in a couple “bitch tits” and you’ve got a masterpiece. (Remember his teammates called him bitch tits after the steroids caused him to get man boobies?)

There are just SO many joke possibilities here. Horses ass, hung like a horse..

ANY kind of picture of yourself over your bed is a bit much. With A-Roid I’m not shocked in the least, though. The only thing that does surprise me is that the pictures aren’t on the ceiling. He’s probably got a mirror there though – and not to check out his lovers..

[NYP]

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A-Rod Gets a New Nickname [Spicy Vlog]

Friday, May 1st, 2009

A-Rod a.k.a. “Bitch Tits” from Spicy Pants on Vimeo.

Alex Rodriguez claims he never took steroids while playing for the NY Yankees, but his man boobs gave him away!

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Kristin Davis, NY Madam, Says A-Rod Was a Client

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

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Kristin Davis, the New York madam who has served time for running a prostitution ring, says that Alex Rodriguez personally wooed her for sex.

She claims she was never intimate with Alex, but says that he did use her agency numerous times after they met.

arod-kristin-davisDavis told New York Daily News,

“In regard to Alex, all I can say is our paths have definitely crossed personally and professionally. Throughout the years, there were a number of clients that I befriended and it was not uncommon for them to want the women they can’t have whether it be the phone bookers or the madam.”

She has also recently been quoted as saying of A-Rod, “I’m not going to deny there was a relationship there. Let’s just say there’s some sort of connection there.”

She claims she met the athlete in a Philadelphia gym a couple years ago and they hit it off instantly. He asked her what she was doing that night and she responded that she was going to be with her boyfriend. So she gave him her agency’s card, and later that evening he called and booked 2-hours with one of the girls.

However, Alex’s desire to bed Davis did not go away. She claims he pestered her with gifts, emails and phone calls. In fact, one of the exchanged emails was leaked by a former employee of Davis’.

Nov. 17, 2006:

A-Rod: “Thanks for setting me up with Samantha. She was gorgeous. But she is not you. When can I see you you are gorgeous.”

Davis: “Hi Alex. You don’t want to see me. I’m no fun. lol. Just because your (sic) so sweet, here are some pics of me and I appreciate the compliments. Your (sic) a doll. Thanks, Kristin”

Rodriguez: “You have been playing hard to get for a year now, your (sic) killing me.”

Davis: “It’s not playing I am hard to get. Maybe you should try harder.”

Rodriguez: “Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex.”

Davis: “You are too sweet. I’ll let you know when I get someone you like.”

arod-marinersOne thing is for sure, neither can spell “you’re”.

Divorcing Alex was the best thing Cynthia Rodriguez could have done. What a piece of work he is.

You know, I live in Seattle and I remember when A-Rod first came on the scene. He was a fresh faced kid, 175 pounds when wet, eager and appreciative of his newfound fame. He was adorable, and likable. Now he is none of those things. He’s morphed into an egotistical pompous self-serving “superstar”.

C’mon karma, humble this bitch!

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A-Rod Does DETAILS Magazine [Photos]

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

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Oh, there are so many things I have to say about this shoot Alex Rodriguez did for Details magazine!

First off, the photo of himself practically boning himself in the mirror is classic!  No ego there!

Secondly, what’s wrong with this pic? Could it be that the top headline is a little ironic being as ‘Jesus’ Luz stole Madonna from A-Rod? Me loves it, of course…

Thirdly, the props in this shoot remind me of a coked out Lohan shoot for GQ a few years back. Remember the one where Lindsay was sprawled out, spread eagle on a mattress with mirrors and tabloids? Weird. The only thing I think of when I see mirrors and mattresses  is a crackhouse.

Well, A-Rod has a similar shoot – mirrors and a very lucky mattress, who stars in all the shots. That mattress is getting more work than a lot of Americans right now. Speaking of, that mattress is fierce! Give him a raise!

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A-Rod Press Conference Video

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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After admitting he had taken performance enhancing drugs a few years back while playing for the Texas Rangers, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez apologized today in a press conference.

“Baseball is bigger than Alex Rodriguez,” he said with a smile on his face. But that smile turned to an awkward grimace just before apologizing to his teammates.

“And to my teammates…” he said, pausing for a very uncomfortable 36 seconds, during which time he fidgeted, bit his lip and seemed on the verge of tears before continuing on. “Thank you.” He then sat back, biting his lip again as the camera shutters were heard snapping away.

What do you think? Was it the performance of a lifetime or a genuine apology? Ya know, I just gotta say, it’s not hard to shed a tear when $250 million is on the line…

Click above photo to watch video clip, courtesy of TMZ.

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New Couple Alert: Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson?

Monday, January 12th, 2009

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Poor Alex Rodriguez. He left his wife to be with Madonna, whom he was completely head over heels for, only to be dumped for a 21-year-old model named Jesus.

I still think that whole Madonna/Jesus thing is too damn creepy, but I have to admit, I chuckled when I learned Madge had tossed A-Rod aside like a used up snot rag.

Now that he is over the initial shock, A-Rod is back on the prowl, and the latest Hollywood hottie in his sights is Kate Hudson.

Last week the couple went on a date at Lure Fishbar in NYC. They lingered over dinner with friends for about three hours and sources say they looked very much a couple. Afterward, they hit the Rose Bar, and met up with Hudson’s pal, Ron Burkle.

Hudson’s publicist is denying that her client is dating the Yankee star, but we know better than to believe those silly reps.

On a side note, the older women are coming out in droves, thinking they have a shot at A-Rod after his fling with 50-year-old Madonna. Fashion designer Donna Karan was reportedly trying to sweep Alex off his feet on New Year’s Eve…

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Madonna Plays With New Boy Toy in Brazil

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

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While in Brazil touring, Ice Queen Madonna hooked up with a smoking hot model, Jesus Luz, while doing an exclusive photo shoot for W magazine.

Madonna and Jesus – what creepy names for a couple who is doing the nasty!

Madge’s New York Yankee boy toy, Alex Rodriguez, probably wouldn’t be too happy about his granny girlfriend’s fascination with the young, hot model, whom she invited to follow her from Rio de Janeiro to her Sao Paolo show.

Brazilian website Glamurama says,

“‘Everyone knows they are ficando!’ Which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Ha! I hope this rumor is true. Screw A-Rod and his cheating ass.

He was willing to destroy his marriage over not being able to control his dick and thinking that Madonna would be his one, true soul-mate. So much for that! As they say, if a person leaves their spouse for you, then they will surely leave you for someone else..

Homewreckers! All of them!

[DM]

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Caption MadRod

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

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There are so many great ‘Caption It’ photos out today, but I think I like this one the best!

Have fun with it. I can’t wait to see what you all come up with!

I’ll start…

“After screwing Madonna’s ice cold vag, A-Rod de-thaws his peter with his pocket penis warmer..”

[Photo Credit: TMZ]

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Alex Rodriguez

Friday, December 5th, 2008

“We’re friends – that’s it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her.” “

- Alex Rodriguez’s response when asked if there is romance between he and Madonna.

Liar, liar! Dick on fire!

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