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Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Rant

Spicy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:12:08 +0000

Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Twitter Rant

Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account to unleash a scathing rant about Ali Lohan and her sense of entitlement.

The post, which was far longer than Twitter’s 140 character max. (Francis used Twerbose.com to complete the thought), might have sounded better as a video rant being as Frances isn’t the greatest speller. But we’ll get to that later.

Frances, in so many words, she told Ali she was a talentless, scum sucking attention whore and that she will only achieve infamy, not fame.

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

So, the question here is, what did Ali Lohan do to piss Frances off? There must have been something.

Although she isn’t exactly being a princess here, Frances isn’t saying anything untrue. I would say this letter could most certainly apply to any of the Lohans! They’re all a bunch of money hungry fame whores. A vast majority of Hollywood is, for that matter.

After her rant, Frances received a ton of comments criticizing her spelling errors – and her mother, Courtney Love. Frances has since deleted her account and probably won’t be doing that again anytime soon.

Personally, I think she should take up blogging. With spell check, of course.

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Lindsay Lohan Plumps Up Her Kisser

Spicy — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:54:41 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is so funny, when she has something new to show off she makes sure you notice.

Lindsay was out and about this weekend pursing her lips everywhere she went, making sure we notice her new, injected kisser. It’s not enough that her mouth is obviously plumper than last week, but Linds puckered her lips everywhere she went making sure paparazzi took full notice.

Sister Ali was spotted with Linds this weekend and it looks like she too had the procedure preformed.

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Lohans Stink Up the Big Apple

Spicy — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:22:23 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali grab a taxi on 2nd Avenue in New York.

[Photographs: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Lindsay Lohan is a Slob

Spicy — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:37:40 +0000

You know, it’s hard being tidy when you’re a cracked out, starving actress who never learned how to properly take care of herself and her belongings.

Local police caught a glimpse into the world of Lindsay Lohan after her security alarm was tripped around 3 p.m. yesterday. When law enforcement arrived, they found evidence of a break-in. The back door had pry marks on it. Police entered the home and found it had been ransacked.

Or that’s what they thought initially.

Lohan’s home was a pig pen! One officer described the scene, “It was just messy.” Officer Karen Rayner says police needed to answer one question after their arrival, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?”

They say your home reflects on the condition of your life…hmmmm….

Police later determined that no ransacking or robbery had taken place, silly cops. Lohan is just a slob.

I’m surprised they didn’t find her coke stash. Good thing she at least practices good housekeeping when it comes to her mirrors and razorblades. I wonder what her excuse would have been had she have been caught with coke? ‘This isn’t my house.’ – or – ‘Someone broke in and left their cocaine here.’ I’m guessing the latter!

On a side note, for someone who is so broke, she sure is blowing money like crazy. First Hawaii, now Paris? Neither place is cheap!

Lindsay Lohan and her younger sister Ali shop at Balmain, Paris, France.

[TMZ /©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan Bond at the Salon

Spicy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:14:15 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and little sister Ali get their hair done at the “Byron & Tracey” hair salon.

Lindsay had her hair dyed back to it’s trademark deep red. Much better than the blonde.

[Photograph: Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Music Manager Has No Interest in Managing the Lohan’s

Spicy — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:44:15 +0000

Johnny Wright, whose company manages the careers of Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson and other huge stars, says it is not true that he has offered to help out Ali Lohan and her failing musical career.

Wright is quashing rumors that he wants to work with Ali, and even made a statement to the New York Post’s Page Six stating so.

“Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

“Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.”

Obviously this guy has a reputation to uphold and wants to make it clear that he has no involvement with the Lohan’s and their crappy careers. Can you blame him?

[NYP]

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Lindsay Not Happy With Sick Bastards Discussing Ali’s Boob Size

Spicy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:31:34 +0000

For once in my life I’m going to have to say that I agree with Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay ranted on her MySpace celebrity blog about certain gossip rags and bloggers who are saying that little Ali Lohan looks like she got a boob job.

She wrote:

ARE THEY REAL?????

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

I love the boob job rumors. I say that sarcastically because any bitch can wear a push-up bra, water bra, or wtf ever and look like they had a boob job.

How many times have bloggers asked, “Did Paris Hilton get a boob job?” No you dumb f**kers, you just have nothing better to write about!

Same goes for Ali. I mean, please. This girl is 14 years old and still developing. Why are you sick f**ks even looking at her tits? She’s a fricking kid, you assholes.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Anderson Cooper

Spicy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:05:12 +0000

“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

- Anderson Cooper referring to Ali Lohan on Live with Regis & Kelly

[OK]

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Is This the New ‘Living Lohan’ Promo?

Spicy — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:56:06 +0000

If you heard Ali Lohan’s new single, chances are you know what an annoying, mass manufactured song it is.

Well now, here’s the equally crappy video to go along with it.

Clips of Ali in the recording studio, Ali singing, Dina Lohan is scattered throughout the video . . . I could swear this is a promo for Dina’s reality series lovechild, Living Lohan.

Yes, it’s that bad.

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Dina and Ali Lohan Still Promoting Their Reality Show

Spicy — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:37:28 +0000

Dina Lohan and daughter Ali are still out pimpin’ their upcoming reality show, Living Lohan.

Although I can’t stand Dina, I’ll be watching. I love to hate her, I suppose. And Ali, well, I can’t get over how much she reminds me of her sister, except Lindsay looked and seemed a lot younger at 14-years-old than Ali does. Ali is 14 going on 30! At least Lindsay didn’t look 30 until she was like, 17.