“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”
- Anderson Cooper referring to Ali Lohan on Live with Regis & Kelly
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If you heard Ali Lohan’s new single, chances are you know what an annoying, mass manufactured song it is.
Well now, here’s the equally crappy video to go along with it.
Clips of Ali in the recording studio, Ali singing, Dina Lohan is scattered throughout the video . . . I could swear this is a promo for Dina’s reality series lovechild, Living Lohan.
Yes, it’s that bad.
Dina Lohan and daughter Ali are still out pimpin’ their upcoming reality show, Living Lohan.
Although I can’t stand Dina, I’ll be watching. I love to hate her, I suppose. And Ali, well, I can’t get over how much she reminds me of her sister, except Lindsay looked and seemed a lot younger at 14-years-old than Ali does. Ali is 14 going on 30! At least Lindsay didn’t look 30 until she was like, 17.
Ali Lohan was the target of bullying in school by a group of girls.
Little Lohan recently spoke with People magazine about the situation and she explained, “A little while ago a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube. They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I’d be grounded for life! They’re disgusting kids. I got really aggravated.”
She also got some sweet revenge once school officials were notified of the video. The 14 year-olds were suspended from school. But Ali doesn’t have to deal with those horrible teen years in school anymore. She is home-schooled these days as she tries to jump-start her career.
She adds that she doesn’t miss attending school or the social problems that come with it. “You learn so much more – it’s just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems. No one’s talking about you behind your back. It’s definitely easier.”
Ali says that she doesn’t think that because she is Lohan that she is being singled out. She believes it happens to all teen girls, because at that age they can be especially vicious.
“I don’t think it’s just because of my sister and who she is. I think it happens to all the other girls out there, because girls are just mean. It doesn’t happen with guys. When I asked [my little brother] Cody, he was like, ‘No, Guys don’t care!’ “
Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.
Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.
Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.
It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.
Lindsay Lohan is flattered that her little sister, Ali, wants to follow in her footsteps of acting and singing.
Lindsay told People magazine, “She’s doing what I love to do, and she loves to do it too. I wish her the best of luck.”
As for big sisterly advice? Lindsay warns, “Stay away from the clubs!”
Well, Lindsay, so much for being a good role model. Does she really think that her little sister won’t be the crazy party slut she has been? If you remember, we all thought Jamie Lynn was the sane one of the bunch too..
Despite Lindsay Lohan’s problems with the law, substance abuse and bad reviews, her little sister wants to follow in her footsteps.
The fame and fortune are attractive to Ali Lohan, but it seems the 14-year old has no clue as to what the downfalls are.
In the April issue of Teen Vogue she says, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”
A really bad feeling is when you get pulled over wearing someone else’s pants that just happens to have cocaine in them. That really sucks..
Ali enthusiastically adds that she wants to try acting, singing and fashion designing, “really bad, so bad. So bad you don’t even know.”
Oh, we know.
