Amy Winehouse is still a total mess these days.

She’s still drunk, skinny, incoherent and blasted out of her head.

Watch the video here.

Amy performed (if you can call it that) at a jazz festival in St. Lucia Saturday, and according to News of the World, she boozed it up for six hours beforehand. She drank throughout the show, forgetting her lyrics, turning her back on the crowd and exposing her bra and panties as she stumbled around the stage. She is so skinny that her panties looked like a saggy diaper.

I honestly can’t believe she is still ticking. There is only so much a body can take. She looks like hell and it’s just so sad that everyone is just standing around gawking at her. After she dies everyone will be like, “Why didn’t we do something?”

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Hoping to raise money to help him with his dire financial situation, former teen heartthrob Willie Aames held a yard sale at his home in Olathe, Kansas.

Aames’ home is in foreclosure and he had to file for bankruptcy last year. The idea for the garage sale may have come from actress Tori Spelling who had a similar sale at her home in 2006.

Willie’s fans rummaged through antiques, art, furniture, stuffed wildlife and movie memorabilia.

The 48-year-old chatted with fans, signed autographs while being filmed for an upcoming television documentary about his life.

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Coolio, washed up rapper and former guest on UK’s Big Brother, isn’t having such a great day.

He was arrested at LAX for possession of crack cocaine after security screener found crack on him. Coolio was headed to take a flight on Southwest airlines but he didn’t get that far.

Coolio had a fit and even got physical with the screener at some point.

He is being booked by police as we speak. Have a nice weekend, C!

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Pamela Anderson struts her stuff on the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection entitled “Blondes Have More Fun!” on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week.

Oh, this is just embarrassing. Poor thing, she doesn’t get it.

She is all washed up and is a caricature of her former self..

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Male model Fabio leaves Preggo restaurant with his arms draped round multiple bar flies.

Well, flies do love sh*t, don’t they? Heh.

Would you hit it?

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Ok, joke or no joke, this is FOUL. Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy, Dancing with the Stars) is caught on film running through Central Park with no pants on.

With his penis dangling and hopping around as he jogs and stretches, Guttenberg puts a show on for cameras. I’m sure this is some kind of sick prank, a desperate and disgusting cry for attention, but damn, no one wants to see that crap.

At the end of the video Gutenberg tells the cameraman, “I just run, I run every day. I got to get going. I actually have a meeting.”

A meeting with ‘Sick Bastards With No Careers Anonymous’, perhaps?

Aren’t people who do this sort of thing arrested and charged as sexual predators for indecent liberties?

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Tara Reid thinks that the reason she isn’t working is because the writer’s strike is still in effect.

Hey, no one ever said this girl was the sharpest crayon in the box.

Before speaking to the folks at Fox News last week Miss Reid must have tossed a couple back or smoked a fattie, because what she said made no sense.

“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops. The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart.”

Awhhh, isn’t that sweet? Tara actually thinks she still has a career! Heh.

And how is it actually possible for her to not know that the strike was over? Probably because no one told her. Why should they, she wouldn’t be working either way!

Trainwreck junkie Amy Winehouse won’t be getting any freebies or loans from fashion bigwigs anytime soon.

Amy recently borrowed nearly $50,000 in Harvey Nichols dresses and returned them splattered in vomit to the dismay of the fashion bosses.

Disgusted, they decided to charge Amy for the gowns which were made of silk and satin.

But not only were the upscale dresses adorned with her puke, by the time she got around to returning them her splatters had grown green fuzzy mold!

A source explains,

“Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

Amy is so wrapped up in being a marathon druggie that she can’t even function anymore.  I’m surprised all that was on the dress was vomit.  There could have been a whole lot more where that was coming from!

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George Michael was caught again this weekend with drugs while carousing a public bathroom.

Of course the bathroom was one of those where gay men have random sexual encounters.

A bathroom attendant informed police and when officers arrived they found Michael, 45, with marijuana and crack cocaine on him.  He was taken to a police station where he admitted the drugs were his.

Police say that the pop star “showed remorse” so they decided to let it go and not charge him with anything, which seems odd since Michael has been arrested numerous times for the same thing.  Makes no sense.

A police spokesperson said, “He was taken to a North London police station where he received a caution for possession of class A and class C drugs. He has been released and there will be no further action.”

Ok, so don’t throw him in jail, but at least make this guy go to rehab.  He’s a MESS!