I didn’t know Vanilla was rockin’ the wonk eye!

Rob Van Winkle, a.k.a. Vanilla Ice, was arrested last night after being involved in a heated altercation with his wife.

Laura Van Winkle called the police and told them that he was kicking and hitting her. However, after police arrived she changed her story saying he had merely pushed her.

Rob was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of simple domestic battery.

Laura told police, “He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter. I’m sorry I can’t say any more until I talk to an attorney.”

She also stated that she wants a divorce from her husband.

Rob told authorities that his wife is bipolar and although medicated is prone to ‘argumentative episodes’. He added that the couple had been fighting since the day before and claims his wife threw a picture that shattered by himself and their children. He denies pushing her.

Bobby Brown’s new autobiography takes punches at his ex-wife Whitney Houston, claiming he never did cocaine until he met her and that she married him for the wrong reasons.

The book, “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” hits shelves next month.

In it Bobby says, “I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. . .At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”

Bobby says his marriage with Houston “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow. . .I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married. . .I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

He adds that Whitney was under “a lot of pressure,” at the time of their marriage.

“The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not. In the short, I think I got caught up in the politics and ended up marrying one of the biggest stars in the world.”

Brown also admits in the book to some wrongdoing. Mostly his infidelities. “I am guilty of sleeping with other women. . .Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes. . .I let the testosterone take over.”

It’s all Whitney’s fault! It’s all the testosterones fault!

Whatever dude. Face it, you would have been a basehead with or without Whitney. I think it was probably a very mutual thing. Both of them have addictive personalities and were co-dependent for a long time.

Bobby’s trying his damnedest to get his career rolling again with reality shows, books and *snicker* country music, but it’s not working.

The crackhead in him will be back. Trust.

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Paula Abdul may have been able to promote her new music video, ‘Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow’, on the uber-popular American Idol, but that doesn’t mean MTV is willing to put it into their rotation.

“There are currently no plans to play the video.” – MTV spokesperson.

MTV is refusing to play the video, and if you have heard the song or seen the video you can probably figure out why.

She’s never been known for her strong voice, and in her new single it sounds like it was ran through some sort of thick voice synthesizer or something. Basically, it sounds nothing like her.

Props to MTV for knowing a joke when they see it. And just when you thought they didn’t know anything about music anymore.. Heh.

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No one wanted to have anything to do with Gary Busey yesterday on the red carpet at the Academy Awards.

Especially after he manhandled Jennifer Garner, (who looked amazing) kissing her on the neck while she was doing an interview with Ryan Seacrest.

Busey was most likely bombed when he screamed, “Ryan Seacrest! I have been looking for you for years!” But Ryan had Jennifer on the line and quickly moved from Gary back to her. It’s funny how when Seacrest briefly chats with Busey how Gary’s ‘date’ (green dress) steps up to the plate like she wants to get a prime spot with the camera only to have Seacrest turn his back on her. Heh.

The whole scene is reminiscent of Courtney Love interrupting Madonna’s interview before the 1995 MTV Music Awards. One of my all time favorite awards show trainwrecks.

Pamela Anderson has never been one to shy away from showing off her assets.

Although the 40 year-old actress has aged and doesn’t have the sex appeal she once did, she has no problem baring it all for an upcoming two-day Valentine’s Day party in France.

Anderson will perform four shows over February 13 & 14 at the Le Crazy Horse topless revue as an homage to Brigitte Bardot.

The club has a full nudity policy for dancing girls, and Pamela will reportedly be no exception.

With any luck she’ll trip over her vagina while prancing around in hooker stilettos.

Heh.

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Kathleen Turner reflects on her glory days back in the 80s when she was truly A-list.

However, her life wasn’t as golden as you would think. Turner writes about her crazy life in Hollywood and spills the beans on many top celebrities in her new book, Send Yourself Roses.

She pulls no punches and even names names.

She mocks Nicholas Cage’s ‘fake teeth’, claims Anthony Perkins was a raging drug addict on set, and describes Burt Reynolds as being a chauvinistic pig. This is a long read, but most definitely a juicy one with sex, drugs and massive egos!

Delish! Enjoy..

On the first day of filming on my first-ever movie, the director had a little surprise for me.

We were going to start with a sex scene in which my co-star William Hurt and I were stark naked. I didn’t have that much sexual experience – and, at that stage, I hadn’t even met the film crew.

So, wearing just a bathrobe, I launched into introductions: “Hi, I’m Kathleen. You’re the camera operator? Oh, that’s wonderful. Oh, you’re the focus puller? Uh-huh. Props? Nice.”

Handshakes all round. Then Bill Hurt and I stripped naked in front of all these people we’d just met and started filming this graphic sex scene.

Afterwards, I felt terribly vulnerable and shaken.

When we made Body Heat in 1980, Bill and I knew that it would be ground-breaking in its realistic treatment of sexuality. In fact, the first time I read it, I thought it might even be dismissed as sensationalist.

The most famous scene is when Bill smashes his way through the window of a house and grabs my character, Matty, with a sense of longing so fierce it’s shocking. As I recall, we went right down on the floor there in the hallway.

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Former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach is pissed that his MySpace ‘friends’ haven’t bought his album.

Bach currently has more than 80,000 friends on the site but has failed to sell as many albums. Angel Down, his first disc in eight years, was released last November.

He says,

“MySpace is OK, but the whole ironic thing to me is I have over 80,000 ‘friends’ on MySpace but I have not sold 80,000 records. If you’re my ‘friend’, could you go f**king buy the motherf**ker? Who cares if I have 80,000 ‘friends’?! I mean, who gives a s**t. I want to sell 80,000 records. If every one of my ‘friends’ bought my record, it would be great.”

Hey Sebastian, maybe it’s because you’re still trying to peddle that 80s butt rock.

Just an idea.

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I’m sure she doesn’t care at this point what anyone thinks of her, but shit Amy! At least wipe your nose!

Did she just stick her face straight into a mountain pile of the stuff? Crimony, she could give Scarface a run for his money. Keep the machine guns away from this bitch!

On a serious side, I really think her story is a tragic one. The paps aren’t making it any better by playing Ring Around the Junkie around her 24/7 either. So sad that someone could be that effed up and not care.

If you listen quietly, you can almost hear her clock ticking..

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The New York Post is reporting that Tara Reid isn’t worth what she used to be. In fact, she’s worth about a tenth of what she thinks she is.

“It costs less and less to land Tara Reid these days. The blond uber-bimbo, who’s been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs. But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite.”

Dude, that’s about the cost of a high-rolling Vegas hooker! Maybe she’ll start doing bachelor parties and shit next. She should start hanging out with Paris Hilton and partying her pickled ass off in Hollywood again. I assure you she would make well over $25K per appearance if she did that. No one is interested in the more mellow, post Franken-boob era of Tara.

A reality show must be coming shortly. Oh snap, she already did that. Hmmm…a sex tape maybe? That, or she’s going to have to land herself a man who has some clout in Hollywood, because she surely isn’t going improve her career with her acting skills!

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