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Could You Be Any More Obvious?

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

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I’m sure she doesn’t care at this point what anyone thinks of her, but shit Amy! At least wipe your nose!

Did she just stick her face straight into a mountain pile of the stuff? Crimony, she could give Scarface a run for his money. Keep the machine guns away from this bitch!

On a serious side, I really think her story is a tragic one. The paps aren’t making it any better by playing Ring Around the Junkie around her 24/7 either. So sad that someone could be that effed up and not care.

If you listen quietly, you can almost hear her clock ticking..

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Tara Reid: ‘It’s Hard Out Here For a Ho!’

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

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The New York Post is reporting that Tara Reid isn’t worth what she used to be. In fact, she’s worth about a tenth of what she thinks she is.

“It costs less and less to land Tara Reid these days. The blond uber-bimbo, who’s been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs. But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite.”

Dude, that’s about the cost of a high-rolling Vegas hooker! Maybe she’ll start doing bachelor parties and shit next. She should start hanging out with Paris Hilton and partying her pickled ass off in Hollywood again. I assure you she would make well over $25K per appearance if she did that. No one is interested in the more mellow, post Franken-boob era of Tara.

A reality show must be coming shortly. Oh snap, she already did that. Hmmm…a sex tape maybe? That, or she’s going to have to land herself a man who has some clout in Hollywood, because she surely isn’t going improve her career with her acting skills!

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American Idol’s Jessica Sierra: The Jail Surveillance Video

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

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TMZ has uncovered the surveillance video that was captured after the December 1 arrest of former American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra.

Obviously Sierra was pretty messed up that day. She is seen being belligerent to officers and even vomiting on her cell floor, all the while barefoot and in handcuffs.

TMZ also published footage taken from an ABC Florida news station only a few weeks ago of Jessica talking about her ‘past’ drug use and her arrest last April. She claimed to be off drugs and attending rehab three times a week.

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Dennis Rodman Slaps Ass, Is One

Monday, November 26th, 2007

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Once again Dennis Rodman is being accused of getting touchy-feely with a female who was serving him.

And not serving him in THAT manner either.

A hotel employee in Las Vegas is claiming that Rodman sexually assaulted her on the job and says that she was subsequently fired because of it.

Sara Robinson, former bar manager at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, filed a lawsuit against Rodman which stems from an incident that occurred in March 2006. She says the repulsive has-been slapped her on her ass and rubbed himself against her.

The lawsuit alleges,

“As Robinson stepped around the bar, Rodman grabbed her, pulled her towards him and rubbed his body against hers. Robinson tried to get free from Rodman’s grasp at which time he assaulted her by reaching down and slapping her open-handed on the bottom.”

Robinson is seeking unspecified damages.

She is also naming the Hard Rock hotel/casino in the suit, claiming she was fired after filing a statement about Rodman following a separate incident in April 2006, in which he supposedly caused quite a scene. She alleges her ex-employer failed to protect her against Rodman’s actions.

Rodman was also named in another incident involving a waitress in Los Angeles who claimed he swatted her tush as well.

Just another case of a loser asshole who has nothing better to do but strut his stuff in places where people are forced to treat him like he’s somebody important. Casinos do this often, and staff members are forced to put up with their abuse, diva demands and sometimes belittling. I have seen it happen over and over. (I used to be in the business.) Some quasi-celebrity comes in the joint, has a little money and look out. He owns the place. Disgusting. Just like Rodman.

UPDATE: Dennis Rodman is denying allegations and his manager had this to say,

“Security was watching the whole incident and apparently did nothing. The hotel knows Dennis very well, and if they felt this woman was in harm’s way, then why didn’t they do anything about it? And waiting a year and a half is very peculiar. Anyone that knows Dennis knows that he would never hurt or harm anyone.”

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Britney Spears: One in the Pink

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

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Britney as she looked when she was booked by police

 

Britney Spears is weird.

Not that this is a revelation or anything, but c’mon, have you seen video of her stopping in the midst of a sea of paparazzi and just sit there? And we thought Paris Hilton was bad.

Britney was booked last night looking somewhat decent as she turned herself in, with her terrible brunette hair extensions flowing but looking somewhat polished. Afterwards however, it was time to perform ‘onstage’. Which these days ‘onstage’ = Britney sitting in her car, making bizarre facial expressions for the paparazzi as they snap away like crazed sharks lapping at chum.

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Britney as she ‘performs’ for paparazzi

And that’s what she did.

She drove around late last night looking to be seen. And when she had the paps where she wanted them, she gave them a ‘performance’. . .in her bright pink Halloween wig. Smiling one moment, frowning the next, she gave photographers their meal tickets and supplied the media with a myriad of photographs to support the strange stories that circulate daily about her.

Britney loves the publicity and attention, even if it is negative. She’s brought this on herself and thrives in it. Since she can’t sing or dance anymore it’s the only way she can stay in the spotlight.

Lucky for her, everyone loves a circus, and she’s just the freak to take center stage.

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Britney Spears Wants to Get Back With Kevin Federline, is Suicidal and Might Flee to Cuba

Monday, October 1st, 2007

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Chewed nails and sunless tanner between her fingers..who wouldn’t want Britney back?

According to News of the World, Britney Spears wants to reunite with Kevin Federline in order to stop the ongoing custody battle and gain control of her life. Federline on the other hand, wants nothing to do with his trainwreck of an ex-wife.

Britney was apparently so devastated when she found out K-Fed was dating former Playboy babe Nicole Narain that she called a suicide hotline.

A source close to Federline told me:

“Britney’s bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he’s not with Nicole. She’s desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin’s attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he’ll drop the custody battle—but that’s not going to happen.”

A friend of hers said,

“She’s crying all the time. It’s not the first time she’s been suicidal.”

It’s being rumored that Britney is considering taking her boys and fleeing to Cuba, where there are no extradition laws. But she’ll never do it.

Unless maybe the paparazi followed her there.

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