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The Truth Behind the Britney Spears Comeback from Hell

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

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Sure, Britney Spears might be trying to blame Sarah Silverman and everyone else for her poor performance at the VMAs Sunday, but the truth is, she caused her own demise.

According to Page Six, Britney not only showed up for the event late, she also had a cocktail in hand.

Britney was supposed to be at a live rehearsal Saturday at 1pm. She didn’t arrive in Sin City until 4:30pm.

One source said,

“She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous. The production people at MTV were freaking out. Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.”

You would think that as soon as she touched down she would be high tailing it to rehearsal, but that wasn’t the case. Britney headed straight for her room where she ordered a hefty amount of food and some frozen margaritas! (So that’s why she was so bloated looking..) She didn’t come down for over an hour.

When Britney finally arrived at rehearsal she was an immediate pain in the ass. She refused to try and learn difficult dance moves and absolutely hated the outfit MTV had wanted her to wear. The ensemble, which reportedly looked much better than what she actually wore, included a corset and would have looked a million times better on her according to sources.

A source who was at the rehearsal said,

“The dance number was spectacular - without her. When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.”

“MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn’t think it was sexy enough.”

Another source says the dancers were terrified of performing with Britney in front of the world and knew she wouldn’t give it her all.

“The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried.”

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Related Britney Spears News:

Britney caught without panties after MTV VMAs!

Britney Spears cries after failed comeback

Sarah Silverman makes fun of Britney’s ‘hairless vagina’ at VMAs

Don’t call it a comeback!

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Don’t Call it a Comeback!

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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Let me warn you if you haven’t seen Britney Spears and her opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards. It’s BAD.

Britney is so NOT into what she is doing. She seems to have no energy..no spring in her step. She can’t even lip-sync well! In the beginning of the video it looks as though she almost loses her balance. She seems out of it. Like she took a pain killer and washed it down with a double shot of whiskey.

The one and only good thing I can say about her is her hair looked better than it has this entire year, but I know that’s not saying much!!

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Janice Dickinson and Models for PETA

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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Janice Dickinson and models from her agency join PETA’s ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ protest on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Janice is one brave bitch. I mean, what is she, 70-something? Maybe she should have worn those Hooter’s-style industrial thick nylons or something! Nice chicken legs…dayumn!

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Source: Getty Images

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Backstreet Boys’ Howie Dorough

Monday, August 13th, 2007

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“We hope to be around, God willing, as long as the Eagles. Each of us have always said, since day one, we’re gonna support each other and each other’s individual endeavors and give each other the chance to spread their wings, kind of like what the Eagles did and come back together every so often and do group records.”

-Howie Dorough of the Backstreet Boys

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Why Britney Spears Lip Syncs

Friday, August 10th, 2007

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Hear the evolution of Britney Spears voice. It definitely bizarre how her voice has gone downhill.

For some reason the video is wigging out my site, so here’s the link.

Thank you Steven for sending this in!

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Aww Hell to the NO!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

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Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown hanging out together again? Whitney darling, DON’T DO IT!

The former (hopefully) couple dined at Joe’s Crab Shack and apparently were all smiles. Let’s just hope that they were discussing things like their divorce or their child and then went along their merry ways..separately!

It seemed like Whitney was on the right track. Let’s just hope that she doesn’t go back to her old ways, choking on the crack pipe and Bobby’s schlong!

By the way, happy birthday Whitney. She’s 44 today.

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Daily Terrible Britney Spears Picture/Outfit

Monday, July 30th, 2007

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The rumors of this girl getting a stylist must have been just that..rumors! Her star has sure fallen. It all started with marrying Kevin Federline and it’s only been downhill since.  Speaking of, their divorce will be finalized today.

Once upon a time Britney had it going on..

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