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Drivers in London were shocked when during a traffic jam Amy Winehouse appeared out of her vehicle and started smoking.

Traffic was at a complete standstill and Winehouse was dying for a smoke - and a little attention. She got out of her car and went around asking drivers if they had a lighter.

I think I would have sh*t myself if Amy Winehouse knocked on my window. Phooey, London has all the fun.. Who knew traffic jams could be so exciting!

The paps must have been tailing Crackhouse because they also got out of their vehicles and began snapping pics of Amy wandering around between cars. Amy didn’t do anything crazy like shoot-up in the middle of the freeway or anything, but she was sportin’ some fresh cuts and burns on her scrawny little bod.

Amy Winehouse bailed out of jail yesterday after being arrested (by appointment) for possession of drugs due to the crack smoking video.

Obviously the whole arrest thing didn’t bother her a bit because she was seen out and about at 4am last night. Amy made an early morning run for some drinks and a few magazines, and I would imagine she probably scored somewhere along the way as well.

Amy, with her beehive stacked higher than normal, sported a red bandana with her husband Blake’s name on it.

She’s looked worse I suppose. She’s not bloody, bruised or crying, so it must have been a good night.

Remember the Amy Winehouse crack smoking video that surfaced in January and then resurfaced last week with more footage?

Well, it has gotten Amy arrested once again, by appointment, of course.

Her spokesperson stated, “Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.  She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”

Over two hours of additional footage were discovered after the raid of a drug dealers home last week.  The dealer is believed to have been the one who recorded Amy smoking crack.

Amy Winehouse went without her trademark beehive recently, and really, she should put it back on!

Looking worse every time I see new pics, this time Amy rocked a thinning bald spot on the back of her head where her ratty beehive usually sits. She probably glues that thing on with Super Glue or something. Maybe it gets hungry and muches on the top of her head.

Well, she probably forgets to feed it!

Skinny crackhead girlfriend running around in a bra looking like a beat-up plucked chicken…and it’s not getting any better.

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It’s bad enough seeing pics of Amy Winehouse looking a total mess, but to see her on video takes it to a whole other level.

The massively talented junkie went through a drive-thru with her God-daughter and another female and it seems Amy could NOT hold still. Obviously high, she twitched and moved around in her seat like a three year old would. She seems quite happy though, probably because she’s loaded.

Amy Winehouse may have just found herself a new object of her affections.

According to the Daily Mail Ms. Crackhouse has hooked up with her manager’s assistant, Alex Haynes, 24. Apparently Amy told husband Blake Fielder-Civil during a recent prison visit that they were through.

It looks like she’s ditched the locket she was wearing of her ‘Blake Incarcerated’, but is still sporting her wedding ring..

Janis Winehouse, Amy’s mom, who has been very outspoken about her feelings toward Blake, said of Alex,

“I’d spoken to Alex a couple of times over the phone, but this was the first time I’d actually met him. He’s a lovely boy, gentle and sweet. He really looked after Amy popping out to buy cigarettes, papers, anything she wanted. He works for her manager so their relationship was professional to begin with but if they’ve made something of it, I’m thrilled.

Blake has sent her down the wrong path - drugs and self-harm. She needs a man she can depend on, who can look after her. I’m praying Alex is that man. Blake has had a weird control over her for so long so I can’t get my hopes up. He is always calling her from prison, threatening to divorce her but it’s just emotional blackmail.

More than anything, I want her to be drug-free so she can finally put this terrible time behind her.”

Haynes reportedly doesn’t do drugs or smoke and he drinks very little. I hear he has all of his teeth as well. Bonus!

Photos: DailyMail.co.uk

Amy Winehouse was arrested earlier today in London on suspicion of assault.

Amy reported to the London police station by appointment for questioning regarding the incident we told you about yesterday where she head-butted a man who was trying to hail her a cab. Winehouse, who was completely trashed at the time, thought the man was molesting her.

A Scotland Yard spokesman stated, “A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment. She is currently in custody.”

When Amy arrived at the station she must have been loaded because a police spokesperson said she was initially not fit to be interrogated. “The doctor has seen the 24-year old woman and has said that she is not fit to be interviewed. That means that we cannot deal with her for at least four hours and until the doctor has seen her again.”

If Amy is found guilty of assault she faces up to six months in jail and a £2,000 fine.

Meanwhile, Blake Fielder-Civil made an appearance in court today just hours before his wife was arrested. Amy did not make the hearing, but a young blonde named Sophie Schandorff, who was obviously very much into Blake, did. Blake seemed elated.

They were seen mouthing “I love you” to each other repeatedly. Blake said, “You all right, babe?” and made a waving gesture to her to suggest she come visit him in prison. And again she mouthed back, “I love you, I love you”, before the court warned her to stop. Later she told reporters that she and Blake are good friends who have known each other for awhile. Riiigghht.

Oh, can’t you just feel it? Amy and Blake’s junkie love story is about to come to an end. So much for happy endings.

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Although you wouldn’t think it would be possible for Amy Winehouse to to be in any worse condition, it is.

Winehouse went on a rampage Wednesday morning on the streets of London after a long night of drinking at the pubs and doing smack, or blow, or whatever she decided to geek out on that night.

Amy spent six hours in the bars drinking with musician pals and getting wasted. Onlookers say Amy was really messed up. A source told The Sun, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

She also wanted to play pool. But the tables were full and when a bar patron didn’t give up his table for her she hit him in the face. The victim, Mustapha el Mounmi, 27, said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back- she’s a woman.”

At nearly 3am Amy finally decided to head home. At some point a man tried to hail her a cab, which she didn’t take lightly. She was so out of it, she thought he was trying to grope her, which led her to head-butt the guy. Well now he’s pissed and it looks like Amy is risking arrest.

A Metropolitan police spokesperson said, “Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23. A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

But it doesn’t end there. When the junkie trainwreck got home she realized she had lost her keys (of course) and had to have friends help her break in through the garage. So now everyone knows her house is easy to get into. Heh.

Oh, Amy.

It’s not even sad anymore. It’s just disgusting. Junkies are pathetic beings. And to think she was voted top ROLEMODEL in the UK by British teens. Yikes.

Amy is going to die, folks. Yeah, I’m saying it. Look at her. Look at how much she has changed in the past two years. Her body is wasting away, her face is caving in. One of these days a fix is going to result in a dirt nap. It won’t be long.

Tick tock, tick tock…