New York’s He-She hotness Andre J!

There’s something I love about the bearded Andre J. I think I love how it warps my mind just a little when checking him out. It’s like looking at an optical illusion, and your eyes get sideways a little.

I think the beard thing is going to catch on..

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I don’t mean hit like smack the bitch up. Y’all know what I’m talking about. Heh.

Perez Hilton, Amanda Lepore and Andre J at the PMBuzz.com Launch Party last night in NYC. Perez just keep getting fuglier and fatter! He looks like a f***ing vacuum cleaner salesman from the 70’s! He also looks geeked..

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