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A Sober Andy Dick on Jimmy Kimmel

Spicy — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:34:11 +0000

Normally when I write about Andy Dick it’s because he just got arrested, was photographed snorting blow in a club, or is a drunk mess, roaming the streets of Hollywood.

But this time that isn’t the case.

Dick, who is on the VH1 celeb-reality show, Sober House, is trying to clean up his act for the tenth time. Yes, you heard me right. This is his tenth rehab stint.

If you have seen the show, you’ll see that Andy is not the selfish, loud, jackass that we all know. Actually, when he is sober he seems like quite a likable guy. I agree wholeheartedly with Kimmel who said it best, “You know, I have to say, I don’t know if there is anyone in my life that I like more when they’re sober – and less when they’re not, than you.”

I have never been a fan of Dick’s, especially after seeing him act like a drunk asshole over and over again. That, and the fact that Dick might have been responsible for getting Phil Hartman’s wife hooked back on cocaine before brutally murdering her husband and then herself, I couldn’t help but detest the guy. I mean, if Jon Lovitz hates you, you must be a prick.

But Sober House has shown Andy’s softer, vulnerable side. And hey, I guess everyone deserves a second, or tenth, chance.

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Andy Dick Still a Cokehead Freak

Spicy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:22:37 +0000

Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.

Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.

He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts. Ew.

He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.

This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!

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Andy the Dick Pt. III

Spicy — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:38:01 +0000

The repulsive stories just keep flowing in about Andy Dick.

Recently Dick performed a comedy routine at the Funny Bone Comedy Club where he offended patrons and pissed off the owners.

David Stroupe, the Funny Bone’s managing partner, said it probably the worst experience the club has ever had with a performing comedian.

Stroupe claims Dick said inappropriate things during his act, groped at women, taking some into the men’s room, (probably whores he fed cocaine to) he also urinated on the floor and on at least one person. Oh, I despise this creep.

The club managing partner also dished that the next morning a limousine driver was supposed to pick up Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, but he wasn’t there. Apparently Dick had been issued a citation for pissing on a sidewalk and had to be escorted back to his room by police.

A court employee said that Dick is scheduled to appear Thursday in Franklin County Municipal Court, but instead could pay a $126 fine and court costs for the misdemeanor offense.

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Andy the Dick Pt. II

Spicy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:59:56 +0000

Part two this week!

Just yesterday I told you about Andy Dick throwing beer bottles over the fence and into his neighbors yard. Well last night a very lucky TMZ cameraman had Andy go psycho on his ass!

In the video it seems things build throughout the night. Andy playfully saying he’s going to break a camera, telling security to get rid of the paps, then in what seems to be the end of the evening, Andy outright chases the photographer through the streets of Hollywood at some point ripping his shirt.

The video is pretty entertaining.

You see Andy call for his two coke whores, (some 20-yr old club bitches) who come running, and usher them into the club. He gets more and more worked up as the night progresses but all the while has this creepy grin on his face. I can’t stand the jerk. I would love to see someone pummel his ass. He deserves a good ass kicking. A really good one.

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Andy the Dick

Spicy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:30:25 +0000

Andy Dick’s neighbors can’t stand the loser coke head.

I can’t blame them there.

Dick was living up to his name last night when he was pissing his neighbors off by throwing beer bottles into their yard in West Hollywood. They called the police at 9:50pm after having enough of his childish junkie behavior. Of course, as always with celebrities lately, he as given a warning. (Grrr…) Not even three hours later another call was received, this time it was a noise complaint. Once again proving that celebrities really are above the law, Dick was issued a second warning.

TMZ is now reporting that the city of WeHo will file a misdemeanor complaint against Dick if he has any further complaints about noise or parties at his residence. Even the Principal of Rosewood Elementary School which isn’t too far from Andy’s home, has sent a complaint to the city complaining of Dick’s partying ways.

I am so sick and tired of reporting on loser coke fiends in Hollywood getting away with f***ing everything! It’s maddening. And Andy Dick? EVERYONE knows what a coke head this guy is…oh, except the police. Yeah right.
Hollywood is one f***ed up town.

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Andy Gets His Dick Knocked in the Dirt

Spicy — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:29:09 +0000

Andy Dick got his ass pummeled by fellow comedian Jon Lovitz at LA’s Laugh Factory over the 1998 death of Phil Hartman.

Lovitz told Page Six,

“All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

Andy reportedly gave Phil’s wife, Brynn, a former cocaine addict who had been sober for 10 years, some lines during a Christmas party in 1997. Five months later Brynn went on a murderous rampage, murdering her husband Phil and then herself.

The night of the murder Brynn was doing loads of coke with a girlfriend. She knew Phil was ready to leave her. At some point that night she lost it. She shot him in the head and neck several times as he slept.

When police arrived they found their children unharmed, but as they knocked on the door of the room that Brynn had barricaded herself in they heard a single shot.

So you can certainly see how Andy Dick may have affected the outcome of Phil Hartman’s life…and why Hartman’s friend’s would have a grudge against the cokehead prick.

“Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it – and then five months later he’s dead.”

Lovitz added that when he filled in on Hartman’s “Newsradio” sitcom,

“I told Andy, ‘I wouldn’t be here now if you hadn’t given Brynn that cocaine.’ “

Last year Andy really pissed Jon off when he came up to his table as he was dining and chugged Jon’s friends drinks. Then Andy glared at him and said that he had “put the “Phil Hartman hex” on Jon, adding he was ‘the next’ to die. Lovitz went through the roof obviously and wanted to kick the shit out of Dick after that completely infuriating remark.

“‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.”

So when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory Lovitz hoped that DIck would apologize or have some kind of remorse for his actions in the past.

“I wanted him to say he was sorry for the ‘Phil Hartman hex.’ First he says, ‘I don’t remember saying that.’ Then he leans in and says, ‘You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.’ Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

“I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, ‘I don’t want to be in your movie! I don’t want to be in your life!’ I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I’m not proud of it . . . but he’s a disgusting human being.”

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada said,

“Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.”

Remember yesterday how I said that I hated to see anyone get their ass kicked unless they really deserved it? Well, in this case it was more than deserved. Nice job, Jon.

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