O’Donnell & Jolie

In an interview with Howard Stern Tuesday, Rosie O’Donnell says that she and Angelina Jolie hit it off way back when, before Angelina had been tainted by Billy Bob Thornton.

(My words, not hers.)

O’Donnell, who is currently at odds with her wife Kelli Carpenter, bragged to Stern and his audience that she and Jolie hit it off years ago.

She said:

“She gave me her phone number. We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through. I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

I wish I would have heard this interview in it’s entirety. If I know Howard, he would have jumped right in asking Rosie sexual questions about Angie. Did any of you hear it? Because I am dying to know what else was said!

Some people who commented about the story on New York Daily News’ website have said it best:

Nuggets: “I’ll bet Angelina thought Rosie was pregnant and she could get some free kids.”

Bobuhc: “There is nothing more sexually scary than the thought of a sexual encounter with Rosie O’.”

I bet everyone  thinks Rosie is full of it, but Ms. Angie is a freakaholic. I’m pretty sure she would hit that!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Inglourious Basterds” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

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And the battle rages on, between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie for the heart of Brad Pitt… wait a second…  I thought this thing was over like 3 years ago. Brad Pitt picked Jolie, adopted like 37 kids, and became Brangelina, primarily because Bradiston sounds completely retarded. Well, the war continues, as Jennifer Aniston still has supporters that think she was robbed, and that apparently includes members of Brad’s own family.

According to Now! magazine, Brad’s mom Jane remains quite fond of his ex-girlfriend.

“Jane’s seen, first hand, how difficult Angelina is,” a source revealed. “She never comes to visit the family in Missouri and is always prickly on the rare occasions they have got together. Jennifer was the total opposite — charming, friendly and the perfect daughter-in-law. She always made time to be an active part of the family, whereas Angie just turns her nose up… (Jen and Jane) speak at least a couple of times a week and Jen never misses a birthday or special occasion.”

So Brad wound up picking the one his mom didn’t like…? That’s my boy. Well played, sir.

Why would Brad Pitt select the candidate that his mom is in love with, when he has a much hotter choice with tattoos of Billy Bob Thornton’s name on her and vials of blood hanging from her neck? Do I even really need to answer that?

And I can’t speak for Brad… well, actually I can, so I will…Jennifer Aniston was on FRIENDS  and we can’t be with someone if we don’t respect what they do. She was in LEPRECHAUN though, which almost brought her back to respectability, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades… oh, and they tell me nuclear war, too, but I hope I’m not around to find that one out for myself.

[Now!]

When Jon Voight wants to be heard, you’d better make damn well sure you are listening. Not because he might have something important to say, but because he’s Jon Voight dammit. The guy got eaten and then regurgitated by a giant anaconda for cryin’ out loud. Yes, I realize it wasn’t a real snake, and it was only a movie, but it was pretty cool and epitomized the badassery of Jon Voight.

Us Magazine caught up with Jon Voight at the L.A. premiere of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, where he relayed the similarities he sees between his beautiful daughter, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox.

“Well, they are both very beautiful women, and they are both sexy gals, you know… And they’re both in action pictures now,” he said. “We are all so different from one another that we can’t be compared – but they are very attractive girls.”

See… Jon Voight knows what he’s talking about. He’s been around the block a few times. He’s experienced life. He’s… did he just call his daughter sexy and attractive? He did, didn’t he? And he did it when comparing her to Megan Fox, too, huh? You don’t think… yep, probably. Jon Voight definitely wants to have sex with Angelina Jolie while Megan Fox stumbles upon the scene and decides to join in. I do, too. However, it isn’t as creepy when I think about it happening… while in line at Starbucks with my hands down my pants… because I’m not related to any of them.

Voight’s assessment goes against how Megan Fox feels, as she stated earlier in the month, “Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That’s as far as the similarities extend. I’m not the next anyone.” I think the comparisons go further than Megan Fox really will admit to, as beyond the tattoos and the dark hair and the action movie roles, there also is the fact that both have open invitations into my bed, both are tops on my desire-to-see-naked-in-person list, and both are likely to file restraining orders against me after reading this.

[Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com]

[Us Magazine]

Have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split up?

According to the National Enquirer they have. According to their reps, they haven’t.

Yeah, I know, consider the source, but the magazine is claiming that Brad and Angie are taking a little time apart, hoping that distance will make the heart grow fonder.

The publication’s source says, “They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family. It’s an official split.”

If things don’t work out for the couple it could get ugly. Between the six children and everything they have acquired together, it has the makings of a messy breakup.

While at the Cannes screening of Brad’s new flick, Inglourious Basterds, the couple were said to have been at each other’s throats, but put their best face forward for the cameras.

Of course gossip rags are saying that Angie is jealous about Brad still being in contact with Jen, as they always do. But ya know, wouldn’t that be weird if Brad and Jen DID actually get back together after all this? Actually, I think it would be awesome. I used to love Ang, but she is such a hypocrite after all those years bitching about her dad cheating on her mom and then she goes and steals a married man and has babies with him.

The source added that the couple will still interact, but mostly for the business side of things and for the children’s sake.

“Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split.”

What do you think? Will one of the most powerful couples in Hollywood split? And will Brad run back to Jen? Could be interesting, although I still think unlikely.
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Gah, we wish, right?

Unfortunately it’s nothing so scandalous, it’s Angelina Jolie in character, on the set of Salt in New York.

Angelina used to be such a free soul and out there putting it in everyone’s face. I miss that crazy girl! She’s so Hollywood-mannequin these days. I know there’s still some crazy in her, I just wish she let us see it more!

[ Photograph: ©Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com]

Angelina Jolie takes her daughters Zahara  and Shiloh shopping at Lee’s Art Shop on 57th Street in New York.

The Pitt-Jolie clan will be making NYC home for a bit, while Angie films the upcoming thriller, Salt.

Besides shopping with her girls yesterday, Jolie checked out a lavish NYC apartment for about 30 minutes yesterday.

The couple will also be staying at a 22,000 sq. ft. mansion that’s about 50 miles outside of the bustling city. It will cost them a mere $100,000 a month. Pocket change in their world really.

[Photographs: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

SNL newcomer Abby Elliott nailed Angelina Jolie on the Steve Martin hosted show this weekend!

She only made a brief appearance, but clearly stole the show.

Despite rumors that super hottie Megan Fox is considering the role of Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, her spokesperson says don’t count on it.

“Megan is not involved in this movie,” she said, adamantly denying reports that Fox will fill Jolie’s shoes in the upcoming film.

Many fans feel that the role of Croft, made famous by Angelina Jolie, would suit Megan just fine. But she feels that the comparisons between Brad Pitt’s wife and herself are already too great.

[Source: WENN/Photograph: Carlos Costas, PacificCoastNews.com]