SNL newcomer Abby Elliott nailed Angelina Jolie on the Steve Martin hosted show this weekend!

She only made a brief appearance, but clearly stole the show.

Despite rumors that super hottie Megan Fox is considering the role of Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, her spokesperson says don’t count on it.

“Megan is not involved in this movie,” she said, adamantly denying reports that Fox will fill Jolie’s shoes in the upcoming film.

Many fans feel that the role of Croft, made famous by Angelina Jolie, would suit Megan just fine. But she feels that the comparisons between Brad Pitt’s wife and herself are already too great.

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Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet for the German premiere of Pitt’s latest film, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

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Bitch, please!

I bet Donna McConnell is some fat ass, sitting behind a desk, troll, writing this. C’mon, sweetheart, “A Shame About the Face?” Let’s see yours, darling!

In Star magazine’s latest issue, the gossip rag claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are furious with Jennifer Aniston’s recent Vogue interview.

Aniston was quoted as saying Angelina was “not cool” for saying she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while he was still married.

This particular cover strikes me as funny, and makes me envision the way the Pitt/Aniston phone call would go…

PITT: “Shuddup, Jen!”

ANISTON: “Brad, you’re not the boss of me!”

PITT: “Yeah huh! Am too!”

Anyhow, Star mag goes on to speculate that the real reason the couple split is that Jen didn’t trust Brad after a particular incident involving a beautiful party planner in 2003.

In late 2003 — before Brad started filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Angie — Brad left Jen behind while he went to a Vanity Fair party in Los Feliz, Calif. But he wasn’t alone for long. A source tells Star that Brad began chatting up a very sexy party planner, and then the two disappeared together. In fact, Jen’s best friend, Courteney Cox, even sent her husband, David Arquette, to look for Brad. When Brad finally came back to the party, “everyone was whispering about what had gone on between him and that girl.”

It was whispers like this that made Jen rethink starting a family with Brad, even though he was really pushing for it. “She held off on having kids because she wanted to wait until she was sure Brad wasn’t being unfaithful,” says the source. “But she could never regain that trust, and she just didn’t want to bring a child into that mess.”

I always did think that the absence of children in this couple’s relationship was what caused the split, but who knows? Maybe Pitt was gettin’ a little nookie on the side. He is only known as the sexiest guy in the world..

The real Hollywood mystery is no biological children between Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. They said for years that they couldn’t have children, so they adopted.

Then they split and both have (supposed) natural born babies almost immediately with their new spouses.

Am I missing something here?

I used to be a big Angelina Jolie fan, but then she got HUGE overnight (after Gone in 60 Seconds/Tomb Raider) and next thing you know she’s like the rest of them.

A-list, designer dud wearing, red carpet strolling, husband stealing, multi-millionaire whose public image means more than their own personality. Long gone were the knives and blood vials and the general mystique that Angelina once possessed. It was the human side of her. What made her real. What made her unique.

Now that she’s Hollywood royalty we rarely get to see that side of her…even though I am sure it still exists.

When Angie broke down in tears at a London press conference yesterday while talking about her mother, I realized once again, ‘Hey, she is human after all.”

Jolie spoke of her latest film, The Changeling, and mentioned how it was difficult playing a mother in the film. The movie began shooting just after Marcheline Bertrand’s passing in January 2007.

She remembered her mother, saying,

“Her name was Marcheline, but we used to call her Marshmallow, as a joke, because she was just the softest, most gentle woman in the world.

She was really sweet and was never angry – she couldn’t swear to save her life. But when it came to her kids, she was really fierce and so this (film) is very much her, her story. She was the woman I related to, who had that elegance and strength for knowing what was right.”

Yay, Angie. You ARE still real.

Jennifer Aniston finally opens up about her feelings on archrival Angelina Jolie, the woman who stole her husband of four years, Brad Pitt.

Jen graces the December issue of Vogue and dishes in an exclusive interview, finally talking about her feeling toward Angie.

Angelina and Brad met while filming the movie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but have long denied that they had an affair while Aniston and Pitt were married. But Angie was recently quoted as saying she and Brad fell in love on the set of the film, leading to much speculation as to when the romance started.

Jen has never gone public about how she feels about Angie, but in the upcoming interview she finally lets loose.

She tells the magazine,

“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

You have to hand it to her. You can bet she has wanted to scream, rant and rave about Jolie’s man stealing (and denial of it) for ages now. How many women do you know who could keep quiet about it for that long?

And then there’s Angie, Hollywood’s Mother Teresa, who despite vowing for years to never steal a woman’s husband – because her father cheated on her mother – did exactly that. Not only did she do it, she denied doing it. And still denies it, even though we all know better.

Jen goes on in the interview to also discuss personal portions of her life such as the odd relationship with her parents, her new Beverly Hills home, and even a few tidbits on her love life.

Jen’s photo shoot is super chic, it was shot on Malibu Beach, and she is stunning in designer swimwear.