Wow, I’m shocked his fat ass could throw a ball that far. I’m surprised his heart didn’t give out right then and there!
Afterward, Artie probably went into the stalls and chalked himself up a nice, big fat one. No one was there, he probably had the bathroom to himself..
My guess is Artie is on another one of his infamous benders.
Lange was arrested around 3:00 PM EST in Toms River after he was involved in a car accident.
This guy is a walking dead man. Seriously, he has admitted to doing outrageous amounts of cocaine and drinking massive quantities of booze for years now. (Although recently he has claimed over and over that he is clean & sober..) He always drives, and yes, sometimes his stories of getting wasted are absolutely hysterical, but in reality, it’s not that funny.
It’s only funny until he kills someone – or himself.
[TMZ]
Lange was his usual self, admitting to homophobia, saying Jessica Simpson is fat and looks like Chris Farley, and laughing that Tony Romo’s name rhymes with “homo”.
Buck spoke with USA TODAY and said the segment seemed to take an eternity.
“I thought that spending time on a treadmill felt long. That was like 8 or 9 minutes that turned into an eternity. You know, it’s cable, you can get away with it. It’s not my style. But, you do one show and you learn and you move on.”
He told reporters he thought Lange had an “agenda” when he came on stage to discuss the intersection of sports and celebrity. He was sorry Lange took time away from actors Paul Rudd and Jason Sudeikis of SNL. But Buck said there was little he could do to control the invited guest without “kicking him off the set” or hitting a “trap door.” He added, “It’s a thought. A gigantic hook,” said Buck.
A pile of cocaine might have lured him offstage. Heh. Just sayin’…
The people at HBO are fronting like they are also stunned and unhappy with Artie’s appearance, but with all the buzz about it, you know they are secretly smiling.
Standing nearby, HBO Sports president Ross Greenburg said Lange “bordered on bad taste” with his “mean-spirited” tone.
“Look, live television is all about risk-reward. We know who Artie Lange was when he was booked,” said Greenburg. “We knew there was a certain degree of a risk factor in where he would go and where he would take us. I think at the end of the day, we’ll let the public decide. Much the same way the public decided on the appearance of Will Leitch and Buzz Bissinger. … The public will have the last say in what they thought of Artie Lange tonight.”
Are you a fan of Artie’s – or is he a fat rude pig?
Artie Lange, sidekick on the Howard Stern Show, has checked into intensive outpatient rehab for substance abuse.
Lange, 40, has struggled with narcotic addiction for years and has been to rehab many times before.
It seems he’s back to his old ways.
Last April he walked off the air after having an physical altercation with an assistant and it was thought he may have been using again.
Artie has been very open about his drug use, telling listeners story after story about being drunk to snorting cocaine and heroin.
I hope the guy gets clean, because yeah, he’s funny. But he’s also a fat f***ing loser. His mom still cleans his apartment and brings him food..
He’s just lucky enough to have Howard there to deal with his shit, because not many other employers would put up with him. He’ll eventually end up a nobody, a washed up old comic. Then maybe he’ll realize how good he had it.
[WENN]
Artie Lange, one of Howard Stern’s sidekicks walked out of the studio yesterday after getting into a fight with his personal assistant on air.
Just before walking out Artie tells the crew, “I’m not a good person. I gotta leave, buddy. I love you.”
Me thinks Artie is boozing and coking it up again. He sounds terrible – without even seeing him. I have to admit though, I haven’t listened to the show in awhile, pretty much since they moved to Sirius, so I don’t know if this is true. But I do know he has a major history with that crap. Regardless, geeze Artie, take a f*cking chill pill.
Anyhow, listen to the drama unfold and judge for yourself.
