So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Alex has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married - although separated - Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

Remember the slimy doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother before she died?

Dr. Jan Adams is back on the scene, this time for yet another DUI. His third time since 2003.  Impressive. Our sources say he loves them Heinekens!

The dumbass was arrested at 2:45 am after being spotted in his ‘04 gray Jaguar XJ8 turning onto a freeway (680 freeway near Benicia) off-ramp. He failed a sobriety test and was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, driving the wrong way and driving on a suspended license. He is currently in Solano County Jail awaiting bail.

On a side note, Dr. Adams has also had his physician’s license revoked due to unpaid child support.  He was warned in May and never did anything about it so his license was pulled at midnight last night.  What great timing!  This is the second time this has happened to Dr. Jan, the last time being in 2006 - and it lasted three months.

His license can be reinstated once he is caught up on payments.

Malibu Mayor Pamela Ulich has asked Ken Starr (yes, that one) to draw up new city laws involving the paparazzi who work in the celebrity-filled city.

Her plan is to make “buffer zones” for photographers who follow celebs to the beach, she also wants to tax them. She is hoping that the cameramen will “think twice before shoving a camera in your face”.

There have been two situations this week where surfers chased the paparazzi off the beach where Matthew MCConaughey was surfing.

With the internet and paparazzi sites burning up the internet the problem has gotten progressively worse over the past few years.

Ulich hopes to help control the menacing problem.

This is an audio clip of Donald Trump talking smack about former Penthouse Pet/Playboy model and clinical psychologist & sex author, Dr. Victoria Zdrok, who claimed to have dated him some years ago.

In an interview with Steppin’ Out magazine Zdrok dished about dating the Don, basically saying that he was an arrogant ass. Shocking!

She claims that Trump only talked about himself, constantly rambled about how he was much better looking off-camera, said his exes Marla Maples and Ivana Trump were ugly and skinny, and he often bragged, “Once you make love to me, you’ll never be able to make love to anybody else.”

Oh my gawd, a little burp just came up. Stay down, lunch!

Anyhow, Trump caught wind of the article and responded via telephone to the man who originally interviewed Zdrok for the magazine, journalist Chaunce Hayden.

In the audio tape you hear Trump sound like the usual prick that he is, calling the girl a “f**king third-rate hooker,” and saying how completely unattractive that she is - far too ugly for him to date..

Look in the mirror fatass! Trump, you are seriously one of the most disgusting looking, crusty old f*cks in the business. You are overweight, have f*cked up hair, and a mangled face. There is nothing attractive about you! Your wife is simply a “third-rate hooker” for marrying your ass! He probably makes that bitch work for it too. I’m sure she has tasted his ass on more than a few occasions!

Dude, if you weren’t wealthy you’d be banging fat smelly bitches in trailer parks . . if you were lucky!

[Thank you Chauncey@ Stepping Out]

Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s bitching and moaning about solitary confinement seems to have paid off for him.

Hogan’s legal team requested earlier in the week that he be let out of seclusion and into house arrest with his mother, but that request was denied by a judge.

Instead, Hogan has been moved into to a cell with three other juveniles.  The sheriff’s office says it was a “result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,” not because of Nick couldn’t handle solitary confinement.

Uh-huh.  Maybe money really can buy ‘happiness’.

[Photo: Distortrait]

John Lydon, a.k.a. ‘Johnny Rotten‘ of The Sex Pistols, is being sued by a former female assistant who claims she was assaulted by the legendary punk icon.

Roxane Davis, who was employed by the show Lydon was working on at the time, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles today claiming he hit her and verbally attacked her.

She alleges that he and another assistant (who went by the name of ‘Rambo’) unleashed on her after she failed to book them rooms at the Ritz Carlton with adjoining doors.

She says Lydon “cocked back his fist … and punched her in the face” and called her “a fat f**king c*nt, f**king c*nt, and fat f**king whore.”

Davis says she complained to her employer about the abuse she was taking, “but the complaints fell on deaf ears.”

Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s attorneys requested that the courts allow him to be released from solitary confinement in which he spends 16-17 hours a day.

They’re playing the cruel and unusual punishment card.

“Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement,” his attorneys claim in court papers.

Nick’s legal team is trying to persuade the courts that Nick is being subjected to “substantial amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile.” Court documents go on to say that Nick’s sentence, “is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence.”

His attorneys want him to be transfered to either home confinement or to be released to the minimum security area in the jail, which apparently “is not equipped for juveniles.”

That sounds like one hell of a gamble to me. You can be assured that the legal team is trying to get him back home, but what if he gets minimum security instead? Wouldn’t he be at risk?

Probably not, now that I think about it. People in jail are generally morons, and they tend to get star struck too. Now if he was a sexual predator that would be out of the question. Instead, he merely caused his best friend’s head to get dented in like a dollar store Barbie. Apparently not worthy of solitary confinement.

UPDATE: TMZ just obtained court documents [PDF file] stating Bollea’s defenses in this case.

Nick’s family blame everyone under the sun, except Nick, for the accident.  In Nick’s defense, attorneys claim that John, a legal adult, could have opted to not enter the vehicle if he thought Nick was driving unsafe.  For the same reason they say he had multiple opportunities to exit the vehicle at one of many street lights they encountered.  Also, John chose to not wear a seatbelt and that if he had, he wouldn’t have sustained injuries to the extent that he did.

Lastly, they go onto say that the driver of the other vehicle, also an adult, should have equal responsibility as Nick in this case.

The one thing they state over and over is that Nick is a minor and that any actions he may have taken should have been supervised by John and the other driver.  So basically, it’s their faults for allowing him to drive like a moron.

Hardly shocking.

Hulk Hogan is all set to rescue his little boy after the spoiled sh*t gets out of jail.

You see, the Hogans are doing everything in their power to restore the family’s reputation, especially Nick’s. And they are doing it the only way they know how - with a new reality show, of course!

It seems daddy Hulk is working on a show starring his assh*le son that’s sole purpose is to create the impression that Nick is a changed man. Yeah, f*ck remorse! Let’s figure out a way to pretend like you’re a good guy!

In the video below, TMZ obtained a recorded phone call between Nick and Hulk that you have to take a listen to. You hear Nick tell his dad the basis of the show,

“It’ll be real-ality - how I’m recovering after this - celebrity outta jail.”

-Nick Hogan

Oh no he didn’t! How he is recovering? What about John?!

(Update: This is what John looks like today.  If you didn’t already hate Nick enough, you will now.)

Hulk talks about producing the show and promises not to screw Nick over money-wise. He even tells Nick he will make him the owner of the show. Hulk suggests the title, “The New Nick”. Nick sounds anxious to start work the minute he steps out of the clink. Which isn’t surprising as he has a lot of cleanup work to do.

This family will stop at nothing! Sadly, Nick hasn’t learned a damn thing from all of this, thanks to his father, who refuses to teach him the rights and wrongs in life. Unfortunately jail can’t do that for him.

Hulk’s Reality Conspiracy

[Video courtesy of TMZ]

As soon as Shania Twain and husband of fourteen years Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange split up, rumors of his infidelity ran rampant.

The world wondered, who on earth could possibly take a man from the beautiful and talented Shania Twain? Sadly for Shania, it was good friend and employee, Marie-Anne Thiébaud . . . who is hardly all that.

Marie-Anne, 37, worked for Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, at their estate in Switzerland as a secretary and house manager. She had a husband - whom she left to be with Mutt. The two couples were reportedly close and even went on vacations together, so this was a huge surprise to everyone involved.

A source says the cheating couple are still seeing each other, regardless of Mutt telling the media the rumors are not true. “Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” the source confirmed. “Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends.”

Shania (or her rep) has yet to speak on the matter and is spending time with friends and family in Canada. Understandably, she is said to be completely devastated.

Poor Shania! What a d*ckhead! And the friend too. What a complete betrayal!

Yeah, I’d be in Canada too, sharpening my knives, bitches!